Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char […]
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Pathan with rickshaw…
Aik Pathan apne Rickshy ke saath khara tha, Aik Aadmi aaya aur Poocha: Khan Bhai Iqbal Town jao ge?? Khan: Mein to chala jaaon ga lekin mere Rickshy ka kon khayal rakhe ga?
Continue ReadingDost ke bina…!!
Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai, Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai. Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi, Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.
Continue ReadingBandhan..
Alfaz k jhooty bndhn mai,., Aghraz k gehry prdon mai,., Hr shakhs Mohabat krta hai,., Hanla k MOHABAT kuch b nhi,., Sb jhooty rishty naaty hain,., Sb dil rakhny ki baten hain,., Kb kon ksi ka hota hai,., Sb asli roop chhupaty hain,., Ehsas sy khali log yehan,., Lfzon k […]
Continue ReadingDiL-e-Beemar
Tu kahin bi rahy sir pr teRy ilzam to ha, Tere hathon ki lakeeron men mera naam to ha, Tu mujhe apna bana ya na bana teri khushi, Tu zamany men mery naam se bdnaam to ha, Mere hissy mein koi jaam na aaya na sahi, Teri mehfil men mery […]
Continue ReadingLogo main kabhi aam na hone deta….
Agar hota mere hath main nizame qudrat Main teri galiyon main sham na hone deta Agar hoti tujh se meri Shanasai Main tumhy logo main kabhi aam na hone deta….
Continue ReadingPetrol’s Rate…
Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: “menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
Continue ReadingSalam kehna…
Girl: Ager tum mujh se shaadi karna chahte ho to tumhe mere mummy papa ko khush karna ho ga.. Boy: Haan mein karoon ga, Mujhe kya karna ho ga?? Mein apni jaan tak de sakta hoon. Kaho. Girl: Tumhe her hafte mummy ko 20 Kg ata dena ho ga, Aur […]
Continue ReadingDriving school…
Once a Santa joins a car driving school.. Banta: abe tera driving school kaise chal raha hai? Kuch aata hai kya tujhe? Santa: haan yaar.. Ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon,
Continue ReadingNa Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
Santa Banta se: Mujhe Saas achi nahi lagti. Batna: Lekin zara socho ager tumhari saas na hoti to tumhari Biwi kahan se aati? Santa: Yahi to rona hai, Na Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
Continue ReadingCigerrete…
Aik Sarrdar Motorway PeCiggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha ThaUs Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha HooonAik Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai.
Continue ReadingSardar and Pathan
Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain? Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati. Sardar: per main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
Continue ReadingSardar’s Enagagement…
Sardar jee nay apni nai nai mangnee (engagement) torr dee. Friends: Sardar jee aap nay aisa kyon kiyaa. Kia larki kissee aur main intrested thee. Sardar jee: Issee liye tu mangnee torr dee k woh pehlay kisee aur main intrested nahi thee. Friends: Sardar jee iss ka matlab tu hai […]
Continue ReadingSardar in Bank…
Do sardar bank lotne gayeper gun bhol gayephir bhi bank loot liya. kaise ? Bank manager bhi sardar thabola: Kal yad se gun dikha jana…..
Continue ReadingMeri aankhein…
kitni dair se meri ankhain nam hain faraz! koe to kamina hai jo piaz kaat raha hai….
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