Bush pathan se: Tum hum ko Osama do ham tum ko Titanic wali larki de ga. Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye…
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Sexy zamana
Teacher: batao ye kon sa zamana hay mein naha raha hon wo naha rahay hain tum naha rahay ho sub naha rahay hain??? Student: sir, bara hi sexy zamana hay…
Continue ReadingMilk shake
Sardarni keelay kha k apny breast hilany lagi. Sardar: ye kia kar rahi ho??? Sardarni: munnay k leay milk shake bana rahi hon…
Continue Reading2250. good night messages
good night messages“Every new idea is a joke. Until, one man achieves it.”Gud Nìght with a Swt drmz… Take Çàre…
Continue Reading2249. Donkey SMS
Donkey SMSAll Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did ItAll Animals cannot speak but Parrot did itAll donkeys Cannot read But U did it
Continue Reading2248. Vazhkayin Thathuvam sms
Vazhkayin ….….….Thathuvam:very good…You got it.Thedal than vayhkayin thathuvam.
Continue Reading2247. forwarded miss you sms
forwarded miss you smsI heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned to see who it was, I noticed it was alone, then realized it was my heart beat telling me “I MISS U”
Continue Reading2246. Happy Anniversary for Lover
Happy Anniversary for LoverThat special day is here againThe day we took our vowsYou’re just as special to me todayAs you still get me aroused.Happy Anniversary Lover
Continue ReadingWhat Happens in Vegas (2008)
Starring : Cameron Diaz … Joy McNallyAshton Kutcher … Jack FullerRob Corddry … HaterLake Bell … TipperJason Sudeikis … MasonTreat Williams … Jack Fuller Sr.Deirdre O’Connell … Mrs. FullerMichelle Krusiec … ChongDennis Farina … BangerZach Galifianakis … Dave the BearQueen Latifah … Dr. TwitchellKrysten Ritter … KellyRicky Garcia … Fuller […]
Continue ReadingEchelon Conspiracy (2009)
Starring : Edward Burns … John ReedVing Rhames … Agent Dave GrantYuriy Kutsenko … Russian GeneralSergey Gubanov … Yuri MalaninMartin Sheen … Raymond BurkeSteven Elder … CharlesSandra De Sousa … Female Casino TechGreg Donaldson … Casino TechAndrea Enright … NSA Tech #2Tamara Feldman … KamilaIlan Goodman … DennisTodd Jensen … […]
Continue ReadingRoad of No Return (2009)
Starring : Michael Madsen … J. MarconeDavid Carradine … Mr. HoverMichael Blain-Rozgay Ernest Anthony Shane Woodson Carlie Westerman Sandy Kanan Michelle Capra Boo Arnold Dave Bermudez Scott Bogatz Michelle Cartier Rob Roy Cesar Steve De Forest Ariel Delgado Frank Donner Anthony Escobar Steve Fix … The ItalianJoseph Scott Garza Ivan […]
Continue ReadingSardar and Bill Gates
Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi v Kamal ho! Bill Gates: Why? Sardar: Tusi naam tey Bill Gates rakhye aye, tey Business tusi WINDOWS da karde ho.
Continue ReadingHuman Brain
Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world. It works 24 hrs a day. 365 days in a year. But It stops only when * U enter in examination hall Or * U get married!
Continue ReadingFaida mulk ka hi ho ga
Sardar ji joined army and was given a gun. Sir: Is ki naali apni taraf karon ya dushman ki taraf. Major: Jis ki bhi taraf kar lo faida mulk ka hi ho ga .
Continue ReadingInsufficient Balance
Sardar jee ne call milaii to awaaz aaiii, ” Aap ka balance is call ke liye na kafi hai, please apna account recharge karye “ Sardar: Koi baat nahi behan, aap ka shukriya jo aap ne mujh se baat ki.
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