Friendship travel smsFriendship is a One Way Road to be Travelled by Two,with Hand in Hand,To Care ,To Share,To Forgive ,To Love & Say Silently I’m Always with U
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2197. real money fact in love
real money fact in loveUnmaiyana matter: panam iruntha setha kathaliku kuda Tajmagal kattalam…aana panam illana uyir ulla kathaliku Thali kuda katta mudiyadhu..
Continue Reading2196. cheer up sms
cheer up smsWen u feel GOD is rubbing u agaist d rocks,dont tink dat u wil ruin down 2dust,its jst dat he is polishing a Gem,coz UR Precious
Continue Reading2195. actors comparisons sms
actors comparisons smsTop physical structure comparisons: aamir khan stomach – 8 pack Surya stomach – 6pack. Vishal stomach -4 pack. VIJAYKANTH stomach – School BAG.:)
Continue Reading2194. BRAIN TUMOR mr bean sms
BRAIN TUMOR mr bean smsDoctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I […]
Continue ReadingWisegal (2008)
Starring : Alyssa Milano … Patty MontanariJason Gedrick … Frank RussoJames Caan … Salvatore PalmeriAlessandro Costantini … Joey MontanariDevon Graye … NinoTommy Lioutas … NinoZak Longo … Mouse RussoHeather Hanson … JuneAnthony Melchiorri … Uncle TitoGina Wilkinson … Mary RussoTulsi Balram … SingerSima Fisher … WaitressGabriel Hogan … Robert WilsonTony […]
Continue ReadingAcacia (2003)
Starring : Hye-jin Shim … Choi, Mi-sookJin-geun Kim … Kim, Do-ilOh-bin Mun … Kim, Jin-seongNa-yoon Jeong … Min-ji Director : Ki-hyeong Park Download : Download Part 1Download Part 2Download Part 3Download Part 4
Continue ReadingPathan SMS
Pathan ka shair;-Na Botal main, Na jaar main, Na hotel main na baar main.Na bike pe Na car main. . Na Ishq mein Na Pyar mein.Jo maza hay “NASWAR” mein 1 pathan dozkh se nikla,Chupkay sy janat me dakhil ho gaya,Farishtay ny bohat mara,Pathan: Oh bhai main janati hon,dozakh main […]
Continue ReadingMarriage SMS Messges
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is thebridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance torun away…!! Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Continue ReadingMarriage funny SMS
One day a man insertedan ‘advertisement’ in thelocal classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” Man before Marriage is like Airtel….“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.” It’s funny when people […]
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Imagine world without girlsroads sunsan markets viranna janu na janna koi girl friend k liye preshanbas namaz & quran&sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal […]
Continue ReadingAsif Zardari Jokes
*Golden words*Jo påsiå de us se ley lo,,,Aur jo nå de us se cheen lo… HAZRAT Molånå sheikh ASIF ALI ZARDARI..! Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama K Rishtedar Hain Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K Asif Zardari: America K Sadar Obama Ki Phupho K Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay…
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Shaitan apne chelun se: Saam tumhari duty aaj se America main hy, JULIE tum UK jao gi, aur PETER tum India chalay jao. Saam: Sir Pakistan kis ko bhijwaya hy??? Shetan: Wahan Kisi ki zuroorat nahi! I’m satisfied with ASIF ALI ZARDARI’S performance… Zardari cycle pe ja raha tha. Nawaz […]
Continue ReadingHindi Love SMS
kash koi piyar ka bazaar hotaor neelam to us my sar-e-aam hotamy kharidta tujhe apna ap bache karphir my daikhta to kasy kise or k name hota Jo samjhe na kisi ke dil mein base pyaar kokya faida uske pyaar ke liye dil ko tarpaane ka Zubaan Se Tumhe Keh […]
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nahi at hamian ooron ki tarah badal janahar rut main tujhy yaad karty hainna samait pao gy jisy qyamat takkasam tmhari tmhain itna pyar krty hain wo keh raha tha k dil se mjhe bhula dy ga,ajeeb shaks hy itni karri saza day ga,jafa karun ga to ehsas usy b […]
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