my eyes when U look into them,I love my name when U say it, I love my heart when U love it,I love my life when U are in it. This is a moon which learns from you,That is a sun which respects you,There are stars which shine for you,And […]
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Adult Funny SMS
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji indian hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day […]
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On this day in 2009, the uber-luxurious Maybach Zeppelin sedan goes on sale, with a starting price of $523,870 for the Maybach 57 Zeppelin and $610,580 for the Maybach 62 Zeppelin. Daimler-Benz, owner of the Maybach brand, announced that only 100 Zeppelins would be built, with each vehicle hand-crafted to […]
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Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai.Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai…. Kannil oru minnal,mugathil oru sirippu,sirippil oru paasam,Paasathil oru nesam,nesathil oru ithayam,antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee. Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai.Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai parkum pothu…. Puvil vasanai erukkum. Natpil unmai erukkum.Kathalil nejam erukkum.Valvil enimai […]
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School life: +2 varai, College life: Padikkumvarai, Love life:Kalyanam varai, “But” Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai……. Viyarvai. Thuligal, Uppaga irukkalaam…Aanaal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai inippaaga Maattrum…. silence is the best way to avoid may problems…. Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems… So have a silent smile always. “Natpu” […]
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”. Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu […]
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lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde paibarech divas jale tumcha sms yet naytumhala bird flue zale ki kay ? When i call you..1. Ringing means i m thinking u.2. Ringing means i like u.3. Ringing means i miss u.4. Ringing means i need u.5. Ringing means behray phone uchal Bharun […]
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Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu.. A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her“NGEMPELA […]
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Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak. Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,Bari fira Raja […]
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Hey, I just got your blood test report.U have been tested HIV positive.Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.No Wonder! Too many stars in the sky,too many tears that have left my eyes.Too many girls out in the blue,but they are nothing compared to you! Even if […]
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Sharp is ur memory,sweet is ur name,deep in my heart u”ll always remain.Earth wants water,flower wants dew,I want nothing but a smile from u All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.All I wanted was sumone who”d b there 4 me.All I ever wanted was sumone who”d b true.All […]
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Pyaar se pyaari koi majburi nahi hoti,Kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,Diloon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,Laikin nazron se door hona koi doori nahi hoti “wohi rat ki khamoshi, wohi tanhai,ye hawa apne sath kis ki yad le aiye“Ham tu bathe us chand ko dekh rahe the,per […]
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Mein Ne Us Ko Salam Likh Bhejja Haal-e-Dil Tamaam Likh Bhejja Mein Ne Poocha Tere Hont Kaisey Hain. Us Ne Ik Lafz Jaam Likh Bhejja Mein Ne Poocha Tere Baal Kaisey Hain. Us Ne Qudrat Ka Inaam Likh Bhejja. Aashk Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay HainPaigam Un K Bhi Anay Lagay […]
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— “.__””“_/..”_” “e_,”.;( ) c”./c,./-c./ja tommy ja. ja log mujhay masege nahe kertay un kay MOBILE par su su ker aa 9 lessons in life:Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn […]
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Relationship is like a Garden. It”s beautiful when watered with…love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched…so pls keep in touch… Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi. SMS […]
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