Q: Agar ye sab aik ship mai baithe hon aur wo ship doob jaye to aap ke khial main kon bache ga? (Manmohan singh, LK Edwani, Baal Thakre, Purnab Mukharji)Ans: india Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. […]
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Naughty SMS
It’s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life ch pervaiz ellahi had 4 sons monas ellahi karim ellahi shabir ellahi nd wazir ellahiwhen his 5th son born his wife named him bas kar ellahi Teacher: […]
Continue ReadingDream Messages
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.For no one can lay a hand on our dreams. Throw your dreams into space like a kite,and you do not know what it will bring back,a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country […]
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Congratulations! Good news for Punjab University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Continue ReadingSamandar Bhar Syllabus
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Continue ReadingGood Marks!!
Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
Continue ReadingGood Luck..Exam!!
Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God succeed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best!!!
Continue ReadingBanta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
Continue ReadingSardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
Continue ReadingSardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.
Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji? Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE
Continue Reading1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra
1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”
Continue ReadingSardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street
Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !
Continue ReadingSardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye
Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye. Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga …..By Premchand
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