Sardar Dukandar Se

Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)

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Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

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Money says EARN me lot

Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot, Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot, SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot

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2175. friendly good morning message

friendly good morning message“Never Choose A Friend Without Understanding& Never Lose A Friend After MisUnderstanding..!!”Good morning..

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2174. sms about alchol

sms about alchol“Alcohol May not be the Ans to all d Questions” – Swami Vivekananda. But, “But it helps u to forget all d Questions” – Vijay Mallya..king fisher owner.

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2173. best mr. bean sms

best mr. bean smsFriend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

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2172. tamil life sms

tamil life smsVidiyum varai therivathillai kandadhu kanavu endru…. Valkaiyum Appadi thaan…. Mudiyum varai therivathillai…. Vaalvadhu eppadi endru.

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2171. friend insult sms

friend insult smsWinter & summer comes again and again….but a person like u never coms again&again……Bcoz,God never makes a mistake again&again..

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Usko Apna kehna kyo ajeeb laga

Usko Apna kehna kyo ajeeb laga,Dil se usko bhulaana kyu ajeeb laga.Wafa karte hai hum har kisi se,fir usse bewafa kehna kyu ajeeb laga

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0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw

0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-SawNot only Because Its Always Fun With YouBut Also Because I Wouldn’t MindGoing Down 2 See You Rising

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Santa visits bombay after many years

Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”

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Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga

Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.

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Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna

Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna, Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna, Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna.

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