Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)
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Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Continue ReadingMoney says EARN me lot
Money says EARN me lot, Time says PLAN me lot, Flower says LOVE me lot, Study says LEARN me lot, SMS says SEND me lot, & I say REMEMBER me lot
Continue Reading2175. friendly good morning message
friendly good morning message“Never Choose A Friend Without Understanding& Never Lose A Friend After MisUnderstanding..!!”Good morning..
Continue Reading2174. sms about alchol
sms about alchol“Alcohol May not be the Ans to all d Questions” – Swami Vivekananda. But, “But it helps u to forget all d Questions” – Vijay Mallya..king fisher owner.
Continue Reading2173. best mr. bean sms
best mr. bean smsFriend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?Mr. Bean: 16Friend: Why?Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
Continue Reading2172. tamil life sms
tamil life smsVidiyum varai therivathillai kandadhu kanavu endru…. Valkaiyum Appadi thaan…. Mudiyum varai therivathillai…. Vaalvadhu eppadi endru.
Continue Reading2171. friend insult sms
friend insult smsWinter & summer comes again and again….but a person like u never coms again&again……Bcoz,God never makes a mistake again&again..
Continue ReadingHappy Holi!!!!
Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar, Apno ka pyar, Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi!!!!
Continue ReadingFestival of Holi.
Dipped in hues of love and trust has come the festival of Holi. Happy Holi!!
Continue ReadingUsko Apna kehna kyo ajeeb laga
Usko Apna kehna kyo ajeeb laga,Dil se usko bhulaana kyu ajeeb laga.Wafa karte hai hum har kisi se,fir usse bewafa kehna kyu ajeeb laga
Continue Reading0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-Saw
0ur Friendship is Like Playing on See-SawNot only Because Its Always Fun With YouBut Also Because I Wouldn’t MindGoing Down 2 See You Rising
Continue ReadingSanta visits bombay after many years
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts:”BOMBAY..BOMBAY…” Air hostess: tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- “ombay… ombay…”
Continue ReadingAgar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga
Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.
Continue ReadingKhat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna
Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna, Khat likh raha hu khun se Saahi mat samajna, Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha mera mat samajna.
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