Girl: Bas karo,kisine dekh liya to? Boy: kuch nahi hoga,bas sidhi raho aur thoda khol k rakho,…Agar paper nahi dikhaya 2 fail ho jaun ga
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1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi
1 Bar dekha to dost ki saheli thi, Dost hui to wo 1 paheli thi, Pyar hua to jaan hatheli pe thi, Shadi pe pata chala wo us Area ki Chameli thi
Continue ReadingPappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi
Pappu: Meri biwi mujhe chhod kar chali gayi Dipu: tu uska khayal nahi rakta hoga, Pappu: Are yaar sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko me.
Continue ReadingKiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko
Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko,Kiski majaal he jo cheede diler ko, Gardish me chod dete he kutte bhi sher ko
Continue ReadingJab Baga me Bahar awegi
Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi
Continue Reading2170. Good Morning success sms
Good Morning success smsEvery succesful person has a painful storyEvery painful story has a succesful endingAccept the pain& get ready for SuccessGood Morning
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Monday sms messagea new week has just begun.That’s why I Wish you a good start into the week!
Continue Reading2168. insult sms of the day
insult sms of the daySomeday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
Continue Reading2167. Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMSKaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!
Continue Reading2166. free girl friends sms
0.1% mattum unnoda kovam venum50% unnoda help venum 90% unnoda sms venum99% unnoda natpum venum100% Unnoda girlfriends phone number venum.
Continue ReadingExam SMS, Funny SMS,
Faqir: Allah kay naam pe de do baba.Maaf karo babaFaqir: Beta kuch to dedoAchcha baba jo yeh sms parh raha hai usay lay lo,Faqir: Bheek mangi thi Bhikari nahi. Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai,sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,rahte hai nigahon se dur,sale wahi question paper me […]
Continue ReadingPashto SMS
Yo so khabare me pa zra bandi gilay pati shweDa hijar okhke me pa makh bandi saray pati shweSta pa makh k charaguna da didan balegiZama jungara k dewi da wisaal mre pati shweMa we za sta yam ta zama ye tar lahada porayDa da Qismat likalay shawe faisalay pati […]
Continue ReadingMatch Stick Glows 4 Few Seconds
Match Stick Glows 4 Few Seconds Candle 4 An HourSun 4 A Day But A Smile Can Glow Ur Life 4 EVER
Continue ReadingGirls misuse it!
Girls misuse it!models sell it!photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it!artists create it! thats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
Continue ReadingDoctor’s prescription 4 u
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.A cute little smile 4 breakfast.More laughs 4 lunch.Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? “An sms when u r free.”
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