You r not only my teacher. Rather, u r my friend, philosopher & trainer,all molded into 1 person. I will always b thankful 2 u 4 your support.
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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha
Continue ReadingWife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a second
Continue ReadingMessage of the year
Message of the year:Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!Why? Very simple…A woman does not have a wife..!
Continue ReadingTumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai
Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Continue ReadingMan: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,police station me complain dijiyee.Man:Kia karon, khushi k marekuch samajh nahin aa raha
Continue ReadingEk admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bolak sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.BIWI : Ek dum.Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Continue ReadingShiv ki shakti
Shiv ki shakti,shiv ki bhakti,khushi ki bahar mile,shivratri ke pavan avsar paraapko zindgi ki ek nayi achhi shuruaat mile.Happy Shivratri.
Continue ReadingShivratri ke is utsav par Bhagwan Shiv aur maa Shakti
Shivratri ke is utsav par Bhagwan Shiv aur maa Shakti is kripa aap sab par bane rahe. JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!
Continue ReadingMay Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings
May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family. May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength. Happy Shiratri
Continue ReadingJAI JAI
JAI JAI BOLE NAATE KI . JAI SHIV SANKARKI .
Continue ReadingSHIV ki jyoti se noor milta hai
SHIV ki jyoti se noor milta haisabke dilon ko suroor milta hai,jo bhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai“JAI BABA AMARNATH”
Continue ReadingCool SMS
phulon mein haseen gulab haiHusn ke saath zaruri sharab haiDuniya mein har sawal ka jawab haiAgar koi tumse mere bare mein puchhe to kehna wo lajawab hai Barshon k mousam main Tum ko yad kerne ki aadatain parani hain Ab ki bar socha hai aadatain badal dalein phir khayal aaya […]
Continue ReadingGood Luck SMS
A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn”t matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts. [NAME] when things go wrong…when sadness fills ur heart…when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things1—GOD2—ur parents3—my sincere prayers…..GOD LUCK&God bless u Live with […]
Continue ReadingDream SMS
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible -there is a long ,long trail a winding-into the lands of my dreams-where the nightmare is singing -and white moon beams-a long night of […]
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