Selfish SMS

Tumhari har ek baat bewafai ki kahani hai, lekin teri har ek sans meri zindagi ki nishani hai, tum aaj tak samaj nahi paye mere es pyar ko, esliye mere ansoo b tumhary liye sirf pani hain!!! Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya** Ghum k Ansuon ko […]

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Sweet SMS

Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahiMain us se bat kron itna housla b nahiWo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekinMerey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi. 7 wonders of the world are:Bole to1 apun,2 apun ka smile,3 apun ka estayle4 apun ka face,5 apun ka […]

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Insult SMS

Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye,bure waqt me muskurana chahiye… Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. Kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega,kya lekar tu aaya tha, kya lekar tu jayega…. mujhe sms na kar ke zalim tu kitini chillar bachayega… Hey Dear […]

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Flirt SMS

In life when u get troubles, don”t get nervous….just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART….HEART may be in left…but it always right! and loves u Some One.. Misses You.. Needs You Worries About Yoy Lonely Without U Guess Who?The MONKEY IN ….THE ZOO…. My eyes miss u,my feels love […]

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Jokes SMS

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki,Badal […]

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New Politics SMS

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect […]

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Politics SMS

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. – Ronald Reagan The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one […]

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Christmas SMS

Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you. It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly […]

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Eid Mubarak SMS

Badal Se Badal Miltey hain To Barish Hoti hai, Dost se dost milta hay to Eid HOti HayApp Sub KO Eid Mubarak ….! Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.With chanda mama shinin up brightAnd blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.Shinin down on the earth wishin us“Happy eid”.”Eid […]

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Birthday Messages

May your life be filled with coloursAn yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true Happy Birthday F-R-I-E-N-D ;) : A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B’DAy Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har […]

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Birthday SMS

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.a.. Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper […]

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New Angry SMS

Jise Muhabbat na ho, use ahsas nahi hotaEk chehra har ek k liye khas nahi hotaKoi agar nazron se dur ho to wo dur nahiDur to wo hai jo dil k pas nahi hota Aaj phir kisi ne pocha k tumara hansta hua chehra udas q haiBarasti aankhon main pyas […]

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Angry SMS

Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,Apni khushiyan smait lo janaMujh ko u hi udas rhne do. Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,Koi itna bhi na tha […]

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New Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA” Pappu was writing his father”s name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are […]

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Islamic SMS

Say Asalaam O Alikum instead of hello because You are muslim and a muslim should always want to send “salamti” to another muslim “Jis ne kamil wuzu kiya phir farz namaz k liye chala or Imam k sath parhi us k gunah bakhsh diye jaen gay”(Bahar-e-Shariat, chap:03)JUMA MUBARAK “Tumhary sath […]

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