Once Papu was trying 2 impress a young lady. Papu:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL
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Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he.
Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he. |||| ye danda he!sar pe padega to akal thikane ayegi.ek to sms nahi karte or gift chaahiye
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Continue Reading2 sardar in a coffe house
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Continue ReadingLove & death r two uninvited guests
Love & death r two uninvited guests,when they cum nobody can stop thembut both do d same work1 takes d heart n d other takes its beats
Continue ReadingRam nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayai
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Continue ReadingAshiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,
Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me. Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti, Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me
Continue ReadingShadi Me khane K 2 Rule:
Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.
Continue ReadingPati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,
Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”
Continue ReadingBoy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.
Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai
Continue ReadingYahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga
Continue ReadingNeend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h
Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT
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Amitabh-Mere Paas BumPatakhefuljhariAnarRocket,Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? Sashi-Mere Paas Maa… Maa…Maachis he
Continue ReadingA man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
Continue ReadingAnkhein teri roye ansu mere hon
Ankhein teri roye ansu mere honDil tera dhadke dhadkan meri hoE mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadakpr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho
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