Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona MujePapu: NahiGirl: Q Nahi?Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!
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Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu
Har shaks ko diwana bana deta huMili najar to fasana bana deta huDil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh seHar dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu
Continue ReadingJane kaha the or kaha aa gaye
Jane kaha the or kaha aa gayeduniya me ban k 1 mehman aa gyeabhi to zindagi ki kitab padhi b nhi puriaur jane kahase aa gayiJEE or AIEEE
Continue Reading2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi
2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi, 1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He? 2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He
Continue ReadingTeacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?
Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!
Continue ReadingGANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi ‘MsgGiri’
GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi ‘MsgGiri’ , Jisme Ap Msg Kre Ya Na Kre Hum Msg Bhejte Rhenge, Kabi Toh Sharmake Aap Msg Bhejenge
Continue ReadingU R My Best Friend
U R My Best FriendBharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.
Continue ReadingHoli SMS
Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai, Ii thaaro kusur nathi, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai, Holi Mubarak!
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Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai, Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai, Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do Isliye 2 Din Pehle Hi Aapko HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai…
Continue Reading2 behre admi..ek dusre se:
2 behre admi..ek dusre se: 1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai. 2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon. 1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.
Continue Reading1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack”
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack” Evrybody put their hands up Then suddenly another guy 4m other side got up and said “Hijohn”
Continue ReadingWhat would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car?
What would U say if petrol leaks from ur Maruti car? . . Maruti-SUSU-ki
Continue ReadingLKG Boy on phone:
LKG Boy on phone:Hello My son won’t come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who’s speaking? Boy: This is my father
Continue ReadingA Gud News!
A Gud News! Ur Down Button is Working Perfectlyhe he he Good Day!
Continue ReadingSanta & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.
Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call
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