Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…
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Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi?
Bandar ni boli,Maa mera dulha kaun hi? Plz meri shaadi kara do na ? Maa boli,dekh tera dulha SMS pad raha hai,Agar pad ke muskrayee to RISHTA pakka.
Continue ReadingTujpe khatm sari chahat hogi
Tujpe khatm sari chahat hogi, phir na kisi pe inayat hogi, kuch is tarha karenge yad tujko, Na tujko khabar hogi na zamane ko sikayat hogi. Wa.. !WWaa..!
Continue ReadingDegrees of girls!
Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful AngelB.E.-Beautiful EyesB.Sc.-Beautiful StructureB.Com-Beautiful CommunicationM.B.A.-Married But Awesome ……….By Damu
Continue ReadingDekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ?
Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ? Thandi hawa Ka Bhi Zamana Hai ? EK DO SMS Kardo, Kya Balance Sasuraal Le Kar jana hai?
Continue ReadingMunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!
Continue ReadingJudge: Aap bahut bahadur hai
Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara. Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!
Continue ReadingPress Down 4 Ur EID GIFT
Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT Mobile Ka Button Torna Hai Kya ! Allah Aap Ko Aqal De Aaj EID Hai ? Nhi Na… ! To Gift Kaisa.
Continue ReadingMunna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai
Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,vo love letter me likhta haiDEAR Sister…I LOV U! Tumhara Munna BHAI…!
Continue ReadingAaj 1kam karna:
Aaj 1kam karna: Jeb se 1000rs ka note nikalna or usko dekh k bolna “Happy Bday BAPU” Phir wo note le k mere paas aana,bday “celebrate” karenge
Continue ReadingSanta: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.
Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.
Continue ReadingWhich is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?
Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld? “Indian..Railway Track”, v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir, Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.
Continue ReadingThis is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms
Continue ReadingEk aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi.Sab log usey akbar bulate the. Kyu? Socho! Thoda aur. Nahi pata kya? Kyunki Akbar uska naam tha
Continue ReadingDil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau
Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,1bar aau,2bar aau,so bar aau,hazar bar aau,lakho bar aau,bar bar aauor bel bajake bhag jau..!!
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