Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.Man: kyon?Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai
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Cute Valentine’s Day SMS / question for you
Will u b My Valentine??? This may be a little silly,But I have a question for you,Will you be my valentine?Cause no one else will doI know you are my boyfriendBut will you be my valentine?I can’t think of anyone elseI’d want to have as mineNo one else gives me […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Valentine’s Day SMS / Taron ki chamak
Hindi Valentine’s Day SMS “”Taron ki chamak k saath””“”Jazbon ki mehak k saath””“”Patton ki khanak k saath””“”Baharon ki lehak k saath””“”Yaadon ki barsat liye””“”Duaon ki saugat liye””“”Dil ki gehrai se””“”Chand ki roshni se””“”Phoolon k kagaz par”“”Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz””“”I LOVE U””&“”HAPPY VALENTINES DAY””
Continue ReadingCute Valentine’s Day SMS / Whats love ?
O my DeAr VaLeNtInE O my dear ValentineWhats life?Life is love.Whats love ?Love is kissing.Whats kissing ?Come here and I show you.
Continue ReadingSardar rail mein susu karne gaya
Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,’vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen…!
Continue ReadingLove Valentine’s Day SMS / Never-ending love
V A L E N T I N E V= Valentine ; you are my only ValentineA= i will Always be yoursL= Love at its most extremeE= Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.N= Never-ending loveT= we will Always be Together foreverI= you being Intelligent and Innocent;N= Natures naughty way of saying […]
Continue ReadingRomantic Valentine’s Day SMS / don’t try this
Valentine Day If U Sleep with Ur GF on valentine’s day (Feb 14). she will give u good news on mother’s day (Mar 8) and you will have a child on chilern’s day (Nov 14).See The medical aspects between these dates.don’t try this on every GF otherwise you will have […]
Continue ReadingValentine’s Day SMS / just for lovers
Will u b my Valentine On this day made just for loverssomething weighs heavily on my mindyet still I have to question…Will you be my valentine?
Continue Readingdolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad
dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
Continue ReadingSardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.
Continue ReadingSardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
Continue ReadingSardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.Sardar party puhnchy to dekha .ki Ki.ki Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.
Continue ReadingSardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?
Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
Continue Reading1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya
1 dafa sardar ji ko call ayaaur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kontu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hootu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
Continue ReadingA sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.
A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:oye! 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.
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