LADEN asked Kareena,hows ur life? She replied,kabhi khushi kabhi ghum Then Kareena asked LADEN what about U? He replied,kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB
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Beggar: I’m The Author of a Book called ‘420 Methods 2 Become Rich’
Beggar: I’m The Author of a Book called ‘420 Methods 2 Become Rich’ Man: Then y r u Begging ? Beggar: This is One of the Best Methods !
Continue ReadingMil gaya! Mil gaya!
Mil gaya! Mil gaya! DHINCHaK! DHINCHaK! Mil gaya re apna sara kam chodkr mera msg padne wala 1 aur mil gaya……..!!!!!
Continue ReadingSanta : I lost my dog
Santa : I lost my dogPolice : Put an add in newspaperSanta : Dont b silly Sir, My dog can’t read newspaper!
Continue ReadingEK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he.
EK minute k liye duniya me bure kaam ruk gahey he. Q Batao Q ? KyoKI Shaitan is waqt sms pad raha hai
Continue ReadingBoss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He
Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He Girl:Itni Salary Mein Yhi Aata He Boss:Manager,isko 3 months tak Salary mat Dena
Continue ReadingEk operation k bad patient bola:
Ek operation k bad patient bola: ‘Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu ?’ Jawab mila: ‘Beta doctor to niche reh gaye’,’mein to Chitragupt hu’
Continue ReadingAasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama,
Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama, Dharti pe dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat karishma, Ab aaine me dekh,Ishwar ka sabse bada namuna !
Continue ReadingValentine’s Day SMS Messages / something
Be My Valentine On this day made just for loverssomething weighs heavily on my mindyet still I have to questionWill you be my valentine? There will be no roses deliveredno chocolates that taste divineyet none of that matters to meWill you be my valentine? There will be no jewelry received […]
Continue ReadingEnglish Valentine’s Day SMS / Lovely
Valentine Ohh My Valentine Valentine Oh Valentine…..,Darlin’ won’t you please be mine….,My love for you is on the line…..,Lovely Valentine….!
Continue ReadingCute Valentine’s Day SMS / My heart
If u would b my Valentine If you would be my valentineMy heart would surely glowAnd if you’d be my valentineI’d want the world to know.
Continue ReadingLove Valentine’s Day SMS / With love
Valentine’d Day msg May the Valentine’s Day spirit fill your heartWith love and joy on this special day.A time to exchange messages – a spirit of love,Sentimental verses sent in a poetic way.
Continue ReadingRomantic Valentine’s Day SMS / Character
Be My Valentine In life there r 5 things u should never lose CharacterSelf respectHopeHeart… &.well U know my name So Be My Valentine.
Continue ReadingValentine Day SMS / Love Birds
Season Of Love February is here,Love is in the air,Valentine is near,So all Love Birds,I want to u 2 Cheer,Have a happy Season of love.
Continue Reading2110. life is like game sms
life is like game smsLets Never be “proud” nor depressed for what v r & which position we hold, remember “AFTER THE GAME IS OVER, KING & THE PAWNS GO IN THE SAME BOX”
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