Saas: aane do mere bete ko,use beth kar samjhaungi tere kartut Bahu: koi faida nhi Saas: kyu Bahu: aap BAITH k samjhaogi, me SO k samjhaungi.
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‘WHITE’.
INTERVAL THE END U have just watched Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s new film: ‘WHITE’.
Continue ReadingWife running after a garbage truck
Wife running after a garbage truck said: “Am I too late for the garbage? “ Santa following her shouted: Not too late u can still Jump in!
Continue Reading70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya
70 saal k unmarried budhe ne pepar me add diya “RISHTA-CHAHIYE” 1 month bad jawab aya “Is umar me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY aate he”
Continue ReadingAaj ka sawal
Aaj ka sawal pyar ho jata hai ya karna padta hai? very simple Ladki khubsurat ho to ho jata he aur agar amiir ho to karna padta he
Continue ReadingSachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag
Sachin gives a Pepsi bottle 2 Dhoni & Dhoni gives it 2 Sehwag U know y?Sehwag is the OPENER
Continue ReadingBiwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge
Biwi : Agar Me Mt.Everst Par Chadu To Tum Mujhe Kya Doge Pati : Isme puchne wali kya baat he DHAKKA Dunga Aur Kyaa !
Continue ReadingKoi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya?
Koi 5-10 acche sMs hai kya? agar hai to..! pls pls pls Delete kar do na! jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda..!
Continue ReadingTaraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai
Taraste hue uske hatho ne teri kalai ko chua hai Jaise uski har saans puch rahi ho……….Bhaiyya Time kya hua hai
Continue ReadingTeacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI
Teacher : Apko Shahrukh Khan Ki Movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI Se Kya Lesson Mila?? Student : Umeed Mat Haro Shadi K Baad B Ladki Pat Sakti He
Continue ReadingSanta: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ?
Santa: Why is the Police nicknamed ”The heart of the country’ ? Banta: It beats, beats & beats…
Continue ReadingBacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha? Mummy: Nahi to ! Bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise
Continue ReadingHum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota Hai
Hum Kya Jane Gum Kya Hota HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kise Kehte HaiHum Kya Jane Gum Kya Cheez Hoti Hai Hum To Hamesha FEVICOL Use Karte Ha
Continue ReadingLAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He?
LAALU : Are O Bhaiya Ye Bandarwa Ka Photu Kitne Ka He? DUKANWALA : Photu Nhi Sahib Wo To Sheesha Hai.
Continue ReadingDil se aap ka khayal jata nahi
Dil se aap ka khayal jata nahi,Aap ke siwa koi yad ata nahi,Hasrat hai ki aap ko roz dekhun Par Kmbakt Wo BNDARWALA Aap ko lata hi nahi
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