Agar 5 min me apka koi b sms nhi aaya to aaj apni dosti khatam Khallas Over Finish Kal fir start
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Santa-Doctor,I hv a problm
Santa-Doctor,I hv a problmDr-Whats ur problem?Santa-I forget thingsDr-Since wen u r hving dis Problm?Santa-Which problem ?
Continue ReadingJane wo humse kya chupati thi
Jane wo humse kya chupati thikuch tha uske hot pemagar na jane kyu shrmati thijab humne muh khulvyato pata chalasali gutka khati thi
Continue ReadingSanta : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega?
Santa : Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,kitna Paisa lagega? Banta : Kuch B nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte
Continue ReadingPati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Pati – I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.Friend – didnt you follow them?Pati – Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie !
Continue ReadingToday’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary.
Today’s Titanic’s 94 Anniversary.So Every True Lover is Requested.In Memory of Jack & Rose.To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minute
Continue ReadingRegistan k tufan ruka nai krte
Registan k tufan ruka nai krteSamundar k pani sukha nai krteAap hum ko sMs karo ya na karoPar hum Dosto k inbox khali chhoda nai krte
Continue Readingsanta:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye
santa:Judge mujhe TALAAQ chahiye, meri biwi ne ek saal se mujhse baat nhi ki!Judge:Ek baar phir sochle,aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti
Continue ReadingSardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years
Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years”.Friend:Then what happened?Sardar:Nothing,she married the postman
Continue ReadingIndians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCE
Indians,Finally we have achieved INDEPENDANCESender:Mahatma Gandhi Sent:00:00:00 am15-08-1947 sorry for delay Network is Busy
Continue ReadingSanta:beta give them a bucket of water!
Santa’s son: papa,there r people at the door, they r asking for donation for swimming pool. Santa:beta give them a bucket of water!
Continue ReadingAunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Continue ReadingSAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?
SAWAAL:Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai? JAWAAB: Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he
Continue ReadingMausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai
Mausam ka ishaara hai, Hasraton ne pukaara hai,Kaise kahe ke kitna miss karte hai hum aapko….Yeh SMS ussi yaad ka ek Ishaara hai
Continue Readingfriends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?
friends jaldi check karo: Kya Tumhara T.V. Chal RAHA Hai?? ? ?? ? Pakad Lo, Nhi To Bhag JayegA
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