Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai ‘Kyon bhai,ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?’ Sardarji keheta hai,Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
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Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai
Continue ReadingHow will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Continue ReadingSardar gifted a card 2 his dad
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dadOn his birthday with a sher‘Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahiMere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi’
Continue ReadingSardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai
Continue ReadingTeacher to sardar: A for?
Teacher to sardar: A for?Sardar: AppleTeacher: Jor se bolo?Sardar: Jay mata di.
Continue ReadingChild – mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Child – mere papa bahut darpok hain.Friend – how?Child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain
Continue ReadingSardarni: Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain
Sardarni: ‘Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain’ Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the
Continue ReadingSardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top
Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air”
Continue ReadingSardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye
Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.
Continue ReadingBanta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja ?
Banta: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja?Santa: oye! mene tujhe Phone kiya tha per andar se awaaz aai ” Please Try Letter ‘later’ “
Continue ReadingMan to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?
Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said,i know it means: S – Sardaron kaM – Mazak udane kiS – servic
Continue ReadingSardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?Sardar:Yes, I will give both of them
Continue ReadingSardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha thaTourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge
Continue ReadingAplication by santa:
Aplication by sardar: Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
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