Anand to Sardar : ‘Aao ji, Chess khelte hain’ Sardar: ‘Tu chal,main sports shoes, Gloves aur Helmat Pehan kar aata hun!’
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more
Continue ReadingSardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.
Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hayBeta: Oye PapajiTeacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
Continue ReadingTeen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,
Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,un teenon ko jaga thek se nahi mil rahi thi.phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa
Continue ReadingBanta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Banta to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said, not my friend
Continue Reading1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta
1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?Sardar Ne socha socha,bahot soocha Or bola…..“Railway Station”
Continue ReadingSardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Continue ReadingEk Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Continue ReadingSIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To
SIR: Agar Koi Student Girls Hostel Me Gaya To1 Time 100rs Fine2 Time 2003 Time 500Student: Sir “Monthly pass ka kya Lenge ?”
Continue ReadingTeacher : What is your caste ?
Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi
Continue ReadingSweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Sweetest Proposal by KG class BoyBoy:Kya tu mujhse shaudi kalegi?Gal:NaiBoy:Kalle na plzGal:nai mai nai kalungiBoy:kalle na didi plzzz…
Continue ReadingTeacher: Why are you late?
Teacher: Why are you late?Student:There was a man who lost a 100 Rupees.Teacher: Thats Nice, Were you helping him look for his 100 RupeesStudent: No I Was standing on his 100 Rupees
Continue ReadingTEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM
TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Continue ReadingTeacher teaching Algebra to Student
Teacher teaching Algebra to StudentA=B=Cit means A=CSir asked student to give example for it!Student: Sir I love you, you love your daughter,it means i love your Daughter.
Continue ReadingA student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campusHe wrote: Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers
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