Teacher: Baccho batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb INDIA par feka tha aur INDIA ne use pencil bana diya uska nam kya hai?….Student:ADNAN SAMI
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Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de,Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Continue ReadingMunna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
Continue ReadingBanta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya?
Banta 2 Sardar: Yaar kal mein tenu kinni wari phone kita par tu neyi ootaya? Santa: kiun ootayon ? 30 rupaiye de key gana luwaya ae ohnu tera peo sune ga?
Continue ReadingA simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends.
A simple calculation on how long we will be lovely friends. Count the stars in heaven + sand on the shore and multiply by the heartbeat = FOREVER
Continue ReadingIf a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identity
If a drop of water falls in lake there Is no identityBut if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearlSo choose the best place where you should shine.
Continue ReadingKhushi se dil ko aabad karna
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna,Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi,Is Din ek baar YAAD karna. Happy Valantine day my sweet Heart
Continue ReadingWife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath
Wife:”Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete ?” HUSBAND: “Sahi suna he,” Wife: “aisa kion?” Husband: “Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte hain.”
Continue ReadingHusband & wife are like liver and kidney
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney,If liver fails, kidney fails,If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Continue ReadingWife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Wife: Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab HunHusband : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har saal change kar leta
Continue ReadingDeath is not the greatest loss in life
Death is not the greatest loss in life,the greatest loss of life is when relationship dies amoung uswhile we r alive
Continue ReadingAge Of Drinks
Age Of Drinks: 1 to 5 breast Milk,5 to 15 Horlicks,15 to 25 beer,25 to 32 Fresh Milk,32 to 40 whisky,40 to 50 Oldmonk,50 to 60 vodka,60 to 70 Tonic,70 Gangajal
Continue ReadingKUTTON SE SAVDHAN
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the “Atithi Devo bhav”Phir likha “shubh laabh”Phir likha “u r welcome”, aur ab “KUTTON SE SAVDHAN”
Continue ReadingAlthough the world is full of Suffering
Although the world is full of Suffering,it is also full of the overcoming of it. ………..By Helen Keller
Continue ReadingAs long as you put in the work
As long as you put in the work,you can own the dream.When the work stops,the dream disappears.
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