Be at peace with yourself first andthen you will be able to bring peace to others. ………..By Thomas A.Kempis
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Be nice to everyone on your way to the top
Be nice to everyone on your way to the topbecause you pass them all on the way down. ……….By Fred A. Hufnagel Sr
LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUST
LFE IS AT IT’S WEAKEST WHEN THERE IS MORE DOUBTS THAN TRUSTBUT IT’S STRONGEST WHEN THERE IS MORE TRUST THAN DOUBTS
Oka roju cheemalanni …….
Oka roju cheemalanni cycle race pettukunnayi …….. oka cheema chala fast ga velutundhi sudden ga oka elephant vacchindhi aa cheema sudden ga break vesi ila andi \”Na kodaka intlo cheppocchava leda\” …………By Abhi
Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ?
Aisi kaun si line jise bolne k baad dhobi maar nahi khaega ? Bhabhi sare kapde nikal dena abhi aa raha hu
Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha.
Ek pathan road pe potty kar raha tha. Police ne usey pakar liya, Jab usey le jaane lagey to mathan bola: “Saboot to utha lao”
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai. Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi….!
Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha
Arz hai, Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai
Santa son to Papa: Papa ye star log jab mandir ate hai tab kala chashma kyu pehnte hai? Papa: Kahi bhagwanunhe pehchan k autographna maang le
Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya
Train me 1 macchar chinese par baitha,wo pakad k kha gaya. Fir 1 macchar marwadi pe baitha, Usne pakad k chinese se pucha: Kharidoge kya?
Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha
Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he
Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel
Ek dost ne santa se Poocha ” Yaar tu Hamesha Foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta hai” .. . Santa: “Yaar Kuch Bijli unki bhi Kharach hone do”
Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa,
Santa Bag lekar bus me ghusa, Aur zor se Chillaya Khabardar, Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega Santa Singh KulFiwala Khudsabke pas aega
Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the.
Boy: Teacher Gandhi ji K sir pe baal kyo nahi the. Teacher: Ye inteligents logon ki Nishani He. Boy: Haa,Tabhi Ladkiyo k Baal Itne Lumbe Hai.
Pass Dis Heart 2 All ur
.”””, ,”””. ” Friend “ “.Love.” “,,” Pass Dis Heart 2 All urFriends & Also 2 Me.If 5Cum Back,U’ll Get A Big Surprise on 14 FEB.