Good Morning,*****Have a nice day,****Q Press kar rahe ho? Chai or Nashta b SMS se bheju kya ?
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Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya
Ek Chipkali ne gana sunaya,to baaki saari Chipkaliya zameen par gir gayi, Pucho kyun ? Quki Baaki sabhi Chipkaliya Talli Mar rahi thi.
Continue ReadingTeacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ?
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.
Continue ReadingPlease give me a kiss
Please give me a kissdaro mat Kiss means K: Kai I: Interesting S: SMS S: Send Karo So,always KISS ME
Continue ReadingBanta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe
Banta: Biwi agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye ? Santa: Zyada kuch nahi,Do Char Ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Continue ReadingSardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai
Sardar ne Ek machis ki tili jalai nahi jali Dusri jalai,nahi jali 3 jalai wo jal gai To sardar ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hu..
Continue ReadingWhats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?
Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? …..They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”
Continue ReadingNayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye
Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha ” Kitne Log Hai”
Continue ReadingAkbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye
Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye aur mai Shehad(Honey) me! Birbal: Ji Maharaj Fir Mai Apko chatne laga Aur Aap Mujh
Continue ReadingTwinkle twinkle little star in telangana style……
Merishe merishe oh sinni sukka, Pareshan ithini ninnu zushi\\\’ Zameen kelli masthu dooram iunnav, Aasmanla vajram lekka vunnav ………..By Abhi
Continue ReadingValentines Msgs / No poems no fancy words
Valentines day Text Messages No poems no fancy wordsI just want the world to knowthat I LOVE YOU my Princesswith all my heart.Happy Valentine’s Day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let’s share the worldA sea is for you, and waves are for me.The sky is for you, and stars are for me.The sun is […]
Continue ReadingAdvance Valentine’s day English SMS
Advance Valentine’s day. .* *, ,* *.* * **. .* “*,,*” Pass this HEART 2 all ur frnds & also 2 ME.If 5 com back, u’ll get a big surprise on. VALENTINES DAY!
Continue ReadingPunjabi Valentine’s Day SMS / rabba khush rakhhin
Na jane ohna Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan […]
Continue ReadingValentine’s Day Mobile Messages / roses r red
If Roses were If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Continue Readingalentine’s Day Msgs / I luv it
I luv it The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,The way u know just what to say, it scares me,The ways u scare me I luv it.
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