urdu Funny SMS udaasi Terey chahrey par udaasi ankhoo mein nami hai………..national namak istemaal karo tumhain iodine ki Kamee hai
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new Funny SMS / SHAETAN
Latest Funny SMS apun ko BOSS SHAETAN” ne pocha kisiNAIKShakhs ka number do apun us ko tang karega.Main ne AP ka number dia to SHAITAN bola.A mamo apun ko BOSS se panga nahi lene ka!
Continue ReadingDarde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,Aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai..!
Continue ReadingI like watching you,I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO..!
Continue ReadingKya bindas hawa chal raheli hai
Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai,birds gana ga rahele hain,Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aurdhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain.
Continue ReadingGhunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua.
Continue ReadingNeend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo,
Neend me ho to 1 sapna bhejo,Jag rahe ho to Fasana Bhejo, Hans Rahe to Jok Bhejo, Ro rahe ho to Anshu Bhejo, Kuch nahi kar rahe ho to, SMS Bhejo.
Continue ReadingNEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA
NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA GENERAL: Answer all questions OBC: Answer any 1 question SC: Only read d questions ST: Thanks for cuming GUJJARS: Thanks for allowing others to attend the exams
Continue ReadingFull form of a GIRL
Full form of a GIRL G: Goli dene m sabse aage. I : Innocent sirf face se. R: Rone dhone ki automatic machine. L:Ladai me sabki maa.
Continue ReadingA boy was following a Girl
A boy was following a Girl, Girl Replied: Don’t follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u.Boy replied: Don’t Worry My brother is Following her
Continue Reading2 men jumping from buiding terrace.
2 men jumping from buiding terrace.1st: This is my 50th time,I’m a record holder. 2nd: this is my first time.I’m a “Satyam share Holder”
Continue ReadingJohny Johny, Yes papa.
Johny Johny, Yes papa.No msgs ,why papa,Remove ur simcard quick papa,Put ur cell in the well papa,Clap ur handsHa…Ha…Ha…..
Continue ReadingWhat is confidence?
What is confidence? think……. think…….. think it….. A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with life time validity
Continue ReadingAgar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To
Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To,Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota. Kyu Ki Ladkiyo Ko Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti, Pappi To Le Lo… Pappi To Le Lo…
Continue ReadingWhat is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?
Teacher: What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?SARDAR : ALL ARE bORN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS.
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