Man said passionately: Will you marry me?

Man said passionately: Will you marry me?My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter“mian sahib” iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. …..By Subir

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