20th Caller Skit

*phone rings three times*Congratulations, you’re the 20th caller! Huh? Yo man, I don’t wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit! Man y’all don’t never play Tha Liks yo! Y’all play the same damn songs, every damn day Man, them Liks is dopest niggaz on the […]

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A Little Something Refreshing

Yeah yay ohI’m hungry yeahI said I’m starving yeahI want some Pizza Coke and ice cream popcorncotton candyMarshmallows milkshake and peanuts would beso greatPies chips candy apples Twinkies FrostedFlakes And donuts french fries and some chocolatecake with mustardCookies avocados pancakes pineapple juiceWhipped cream on some raw meatThat’s not all I […]

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2 A. M.

I get in from work at 2 a. m.and sit down with a beerTurn on late night t.v.and then wonder why I’m hereIt’s meaningless and trivialand it washes over meAnd once again I wonderis this all there is for me Here I am againLook at me againHere I am againOn […]

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A different corner

I’d say love was a magical thingI’d say love would keep us from painHad I been thereHad I been thereI would promise you all of my lifeBut to lose you would cut like a knifeSo I don’t dareNo I don’t dare ‘Cause I’ve never come closeIn all of these yearsYou […]

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Are you ready for attack?Yeah, Yeah, YeahStargate ah yeahYeah etcFive have been around and livin’ it upWe’re changin’ it around just keeping you rightWhen we get excited no we never stopEverybody knows we can’t get enoughPeople say we’re dark but we’re the light‘Cause we’re the only ones that are keeping […]

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89.9 Detrimental

[El-P]For all intents and purposes I ram prideResonate pussy rapper get the long donkey cockI keep telethon MC’s clinging to Jerry’s personMotherfuckin Tourette’s syndrome MC’s can’t freestyle without rehearsingCrossed T’s and dotted I’s but still caught a liquid shit surpriseRappers got on colored contacts but they better real-eyesContact CoFlow shit […]

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Quién Pintó Las Estrellas De Carmín?

Quién pintó las estrellas de carmín?¿Quién plantó un árbol seco en mi jardín?¿Quién abrió la ventana del balcón?¿Quién dejó entrar un hada en mi salón?¿Para quién guardas tan bien tu corazón?. ¿Dónde fue esa sonrisa que voló?Yo también fui a cogerla y escapóPudo ser un duende en la oscuridadQuiso hacer […]

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50 Niggaz Deep

{Record Stratching}Alright now here we go [Drunken Master]Fifty niggazFifty niggaz deepWe fifty niggaz deepWe fifty we fifty niggaz deepWe fifty niggaz deepI’m nifty-nifty niggazI’m fifty niggaz deepFifty niggaz deepI’m fifty niggaz deepYou fifty niggaz deepYou fifty I’m fifty niggaz deepFifty niggaz deepI’m fifty niggaz deepI’m fifty I’m fifty niggaz deepFifty […]

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(I’ve Got No) No Self Control

I’m into sweet sensations you’re my one temptationI’ve never felt beforeI feel a strong attractiona strange reactionthat leaves me wanting more I’m outta my mind I’m outta my headI’m losing my heartI’m easily leadlike nothing beforeas good as it getsyou’re making me hot you’re making me sweat I got no […]

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What up on my Harlem niggasMy BK niggasBack uptown babyLennox Ave.My Oyas on Broadway all day Aye yo you love the way I rep blackStep the f back‘Fore I bring out the gunsAnd chest checkRespect thatAny girl I met that Hit thatLove the way I spit thatI don’t kit katPush […]

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