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We are all in the gutter;
but some of us are looking at the stars.’
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An old man’s t-shirt Quote read:
” I am not 60,
I am 16 with 44 years of experience”
Thats attitude…think different..
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A T-Shirt Quote :
“If I could rearrange
the alphabets, I’ll put U and I Together.”
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Quote on a guy’s T-shirt ”I am not a Gyno…
but I Don’t mind taking a Look…”
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘I may be Fat,
but You’re Ugly – I Can Lose Weight.!’
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘I’d insult you,
but you’re not bright enough to notice.’
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘How do you keep an Idiot Amused.?
Watch this message until it goes away.!
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘No one has ever
complained of a parachute not opening.’
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A T-Shirt quote :
Marriage is one of
the leading causes of divorce.
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A T-Shirt Quote :
“If we aren’t supposed
to Eat Animals, Why are they Made of Meat.?”
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A T-Shirt Quote :
“I am in shape. . .
Round is a shape,Isn’t It.?”
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘All people have the right to stupidity,
but some abuse the privilege’
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘Hard Work
Never Kills,
but Why
Take a Chance.?!’
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘You looked good
from far. . . Now
You’re far from
looking good.!’
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘Everyone who
Thinks Good of Me. . .
Thinks Better.’
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A T-Shirt Quote :
‘Never Insult an Alligator
until after you have
Crossed the River’.
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