Idiots on the computer

Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a “Wall Street Journal” article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the many calls asking where the […]

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A LOVE AFFAIR

• You say you Love me. However, sometimes you do not show it. • In the beginning, you could not do enough for me. Now you take me for granted. • May be, when I am gone, you’ll appreciate me and all the things I have done for you. • […]

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30 Definitions of Marriage

1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters. 4. Marriage is a […]

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Stupid questions and great answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me… GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, […]

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56 Messages to send Birthday Wishes

May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love. May the best of your wishes be the least of what you get. Happy Birthday to someone who deserves a truly happy day. You think you’re special because its your birthday today. That’s complete nonsense… you’re special every day. […]

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cool Public Speaking : Humor Delivery Tips

**Never ever tell a public speaking joke on stage that you haven’t practiced in real life about a thousand times. You don’t go into a fight without training…or sending someone for you…why go on stage without testing your material? (And no, you can’t send in a pinch hitter!) **Minimize your […]

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Friendship Quotes for every one in this world…

A friend is one who walks in when others walk out Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends। A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself। Tell me what company thou keepst, and I’ll tell thee what thou art। Friendship without […]

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Definition of true love and orignal love is this……

Nurse: “It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80’s, presented to have sutures (stitches) removed from his thumb.He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I (nurse) took his vital signs and had him take […]

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INDIA children’s day

Children’s Day is to celebrate “childhood”. On Children’s Day tribute is payed to all children in the world. Children are loved by one and all. They win over our hearts with their angelic eyes and innocent smiles. It makes one realise that maybe that’s the way God wanted us to […]

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Must Remembering Mother’s

There’s no greater time when we remember our moms than the back to school time. Right before school starts we know that mom’s have to run to the back to school sales to get our supply of notebooks and packages of loose leaf papers. We’re constantly in need of new […]

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Diwali Puja how u prepare to ur self

The festival of Diwali is not just about worship of Goddess Lakshmi, firecrackers and sharing sweetmeats. But the traditional way of celebrating Diwali includes decorating your homes and offices with innovative crafts. The people love to prepare various crafts on the auspicious occasion of Diwali as the spirit of this […]

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Diwali festival – Fireworks and sweets

DIWALI is actually derived from the original name ‘Deepavali’. Deepa in Sanskrit means ‘light’ and ‘avali’ means a row. When literally translated, Deepavali means a ‘row of lights’. As per the Indian calendar it is celebrated on Amavasya (the new moon day) in the end of the month Ashwin, which […]

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suucess key , success mantra, success story, succes poems

god has wonderfull plan for u……………………… work hard and make it true…………………………………. Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing. Success isn’t a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire I have […]

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Diwali biggest light festival of india..the festival of happiness and enjoy

Diwali, the festival of lights, celebrates the abundance of autumn harvest and is dedicated to various gods and goddesses. The festival also marks an important date in the Indian calendar, as the North Indian kingdom of Avadha has celebrated this as the last day of Lord Rama’s long exile of […]

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