I have You The nominees for nice “FRIENDS” are:You You You You You &Only Yoouu!ButThe winer is Me! Why? Beacuse…….I have you!. ;)
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the people u ever hugged The sweetest words ever said by someone in True Love;“I’m jeolous of the people u ever hugged..Because 4 a moment they hold my whole world.
Continue ReadingFunny SMS / Abhi itna he suna tha
Abhi itna he suna tha Breaking news by Geo : ” Wazarat E Bijli nay load shedding khatam krnay ka elaan . . . . ” Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha, K light chali gayi.
Continue ReadingUrdu SMS / Ab bata b dey
Ab bata b dey Ek larka pathano say ßhari ßus me charh gaya or thori der ßaad utar ker ßhaag gayaWaja?………. Ab bata b dey sharma mat!
Continue ReadingUrdu Adult Text messages / poondi kran to baaz aa
poondi kran to baaz aa Ab urdu aur english k baad, faraz paish hai Arabic mai. Hàaza ya farazaa,poondi kran to baaz aa, Ya rafeqa Ya Rafeqa!Ae ke tareqa?Ae ke tareqa?!
Continue ReadingUrdu Poetry / if you love someone Is narrow
if you love someone Is narrow Love is broad;if you love someone,you love all things, not just their beauty.Love is narrow;you love one and only one,compared to them, no one matters
Continue ReadingDisfigured (2008)
Starring : Deidra Edwards … LydiaStaci Lawrence … DarcyRyan C. Benson … BobElizabeth Sampson … CarolSonya Eddy … PamLindsay Hollister … AliceHeather Brooker … JudyApril M. Walsh … GwenJuanita Guzman … RoxanneTeebone Mitchell … Hilliard (as Trevor Mitchell)Patrick Gorman … MarcusLaurie O’Brien … SheilaCheyenne Wilbur … PatrickLori Ada … ArdraSarah […]
Continue ReadingFast & Furious (2009)
Starring : Vin Diesel … Dominic TorettoPaul Walker … Brian O’ConnerJordana Brewster … Mia TorettoMichelle Rodriguez … LettyJohn Ortiz … CamposLaz Alonso … Fenix RiseGal Gadot … Gisele HaraboJack Conley … PenningShea Whigham … Agent Ben StasiakLiza Lapira … Agent Sophie TrinhSung Kang … Han LueDon Omar … HimselfMirtha Michelle […]
Continue ReadingSharabi Man knocks the door..
Sharabi Man knocks the door..His wife opens the door…SHARABI- Who r u ??WIFE- AILA !! MUJHKO HI BHOOL GAE !!!!SHARABI – NASHA HAR GUMM KO BHULA DETA HAI BEHAN !!!!!!!!!
Continue ReadingSilly Question
Pathan: molvi sahib kya wazu k bagair namaz ho jati hai ?molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: ho jati hai!molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: main ne khud parh k dekhi hai ho jati hai.
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Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka aik baal toot gaya hai. Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya kiu le rahe ho? Memon: Jo toota hai woh akhri tha…
Continue Reading“Dinner 7 to 10pm…”
Shaadi me aik Memon bahut der tak khata raha, Kisi ne poocha bhae kab tak khaty raho ge? Memon: Yaar me khud kah kah ke thak gaya hun pr kya kron, card me lkha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm…”
Continue ReadingBiryani lete aana…
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana…
Continue ReadingMemon ka khoon dor raha hay…
Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,Memon ne phir khoon dia.Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?Arbi:Munna…!!Ab hamarey ander bhi Memon ka khoon dor raha hay…
Continue ReadingMERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!
1 Memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!
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