A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay??
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de…
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Meri zalalat daikh kar Zardari bhi yah kehty hue Medan mein aa gaya Faraz………. Aaa daikhain zara kis mein kitna hai dam…..
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Un kay “Hontoon” ki izat ka khayal aahta hay “FARAZ” Warna phooloon ko to hum choom liya kartay hain…
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GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..?? MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..?? GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..?? MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen …
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DAD : Paper kaisa hua ..?? SON : Sirf Q.1 reh gia , Q.2 aa nahin raha tha , Q.4 Kerna bhool gia , Q.5 Nazer nahin aya aur Q.6 Paper ki dosri side per tha . DAD : Aur Q.3 SON : Sirf wohi ghalat hua hai ..
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Police Officer : Beta kia tumhare abu Al-Qaida mein hain ..?? Bacha : Uncle ! Mujhe abu ka to nahin pata per mein Noorani Qaide pe hon.
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Ik nurse ka ashiq usay bari hasrat se : Kaash meray saath koi hadsa pesh ata to mein tumhare pass ata , Tum meri khidmat kerti aur mein jaldi theek ho jata … Nurse : Tumhe meray pass koi hadsa nahin balke mojza he la sakta hai , Kun k […]
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If you are in tension,If nothing seems right,If u find no way out,Then just think of me only once,I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Par Baat Ki.. Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Uss Ne Kya Kaha..?? Santa: Uss Ne Kaha.. : : : Wrong Number..
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Ek larka doctor se: Lagta hai mein andha ho gaya hon. Doctor ne uski ankhon ko check kiya aur kaha : Nahi beta tumhari ankhein to theek hain. Larka: Tu phir newspaper mein Mujhy mera roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?
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Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gaiEk larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gayeEk larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gaiEk larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana baniEk larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai Express news: Har larki per nazar.
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when an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck & when a girl is 18, she is ready for ………….. * * Shanakhti Card… or kiya hamesha Ghalat hi Sochna….
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Suna hai woh Cycle bauhat shauq se chalati hai Faraz…. Kaash us ke ghar ke pass meri Puncture ki Dukan hoti….
Continue ReadingGenius and Clever Sardar
kisi ne Sardar ko SMS Kiya ke “Agar tu Zaheen hai to 100 Rupe Bhej, Hoshyaar hai to 200 Rupe Bhej” Sardar ne 500 Rupe Bhej Diye aur Likha “Main Sab ka Baap Hoon”
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