SHORT SUMMARY OF APRIL FOOL Spain par qabza hua to Muslims ko Christians ne wada kar k Ship main sawar kya,Aur Kaha k aap hifazat se AFRICA chalay jao gay,Lekin jab Ship Sea main gaya to Christians ne Muslims ko zinda Jala diya. Thay Celebrate This Day in the Memory […]
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Pathan apni miss se:Miss kal apne muje call q ki the?Miss:mene to ap ko koi call nhi ki..Pathan:To kal mere mobile pe ye kyun likha arha tha ” 1 MISS CALL “ Aik pathan ki shadi hoti haiwo jab dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota haito dulhan ka bhai […]
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Akh rondi tu dekhi, dil de zakhm v tak sajjna; tadpa bhaven din raat par tadapde dil te pair na rakh sajjna; muk javange asi kuch chir g k, aje thoda jiha sabar ta rakh sajjnamar k v tenu bhul na pavange das kive karenga yaadan to vakh sajjnaâ Yaar […]
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Wakt ja pera khanundeyHumeshah jeaanDecember jo aakhri sijuIndlathee rangan jo dekhu dayeeNazar jo freb banjee wayo aahayParaGuzrandar waqt jee hina mukhtasirWithee meinAsaan joon chahatoon, nafratoon, wichhoraAin rabitaPanhanjee zat saan wabasta sabhu havalaa shanasaee khan nashanasaeeJey safar meinHail biSirf fasilaa ee mapeenda rahyaaSirf fasilaa ee mapeenda rahyaa…
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Sardar going with his sister,Some shouts Oye, ,mashok le ker kahan nikleSardar gets furious & slap him & saysOye, mashok hogi tero..Meri to behan Newspaper me chapa,50% sardar bewakuf hote h,is par sardaro ne khub halla machaya,fir chapa 50% sardar samjhdar hote h,tb jakar sardar shant hue…..
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Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise ‘beach’ q kaheete hai ?Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai . 1st sardar:I am going ka […]
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Kadi baleet mani aajooee-a-dil-e-dariya, A maoj haaheeria maah-e-darwari nagoshaan. Dila do bahr bekan aachesheet-o-daag bedant, Choshein talab kashshein aadara Chaakari nagoshaan. Ata bejazm ke duniya-o-deen-e-saudagar, Pakeera peer goshan shaira wali nagoshan.
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O’kapot sabzein beya benend jala , Nalag-o-priyat tao makan baala…., Chand wati nakshein banzolaan daala, Bewafaein dostaan tao bed-e-halan. Dilbar-o-Mahrangein kasan saala, Lal-o-mooti -o-wash zabad maala, Shap cherag gohar kimmati maala, Be goman tapp-e-kae jata laala.
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Sir wati misk-o-zaperan shoshta, Aa zabad boo-e-antar-e-mushta, Gon telai shakka sir wati rasta, Kaid-e-maan nugraein sira basta. Kiguda baazein muddat-e-goasta, Dilbar-a-andohaan jegar sista, A habar pesha dushminan gowashta, Kigudaa dilwa cha mana shoshta.
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Kowan tirein jaaga shahra Lyariein, Her kuja charan gujn-o-waariein, Proshtaga road ke gand kaariein, Man nazanana ke kai myaariein. Mard-o-jan yak ja laib gowaziaan, Laat-e-gon kaada dust baaziaan, Chizokein mulla-o-numaaziaan, Chon mana laat-e-naam-e-Qaziaan.
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Laat-e-a shahra sirmyakaran, Laat-e-see rocha nishta bekaran, Laat-e-astan ke motara sawaran, Laat-e-Bazara piyadaga waran. Nazimabad-o-Gulshan Iqbala, Nok ba maadi saal pa saala, Log-e-purrant cha milkat-o-maala, Saisada zeeran a gud-e-waala.
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Jagaein naach-o-sobat-o-changein, Jagaein chars-o-warmer-o-bangein, Jagaein kaip-o-majlis-o-rangein, Jagaein laap-e-haatira jangein. Kasein shaeint-o-shahr-e-sirtajein, Kasein pa naani chunda-e-maotajein, Kasein dust pa pindaga derajein, gaish terein shahra chamcha-e-raajein.
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If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be: 1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom! 2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada! 3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi! 4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki […]
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Muhabat ka junoon baki nahi hai,Musalmano main khoon baki nahi hai, Safain kuj, dill pereshan, sajda bezoke,Ke jazb e aandron baki nahi hai, Ragon main lahoo baki nahi hai,wo dill, wo awaz baki nahi hai, Namaz o roza o kurbani o hajj,Ye sab baki hain Tu baki nahi hai,
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Merey Payar Dey Wich Mashook Na TheevenNahain Aj Tak Galat Nigah Keeti Teri Har Mulakaat Mein Inj KeetiJewen Musa Naal Khuda Keeti Nahi Farak Keeta Teri Pooja DaNahain Mnuksaan Dee Koi Parwah Keeti Ek Teenu RUB Na Keh SakdaBaki Saari Rasam Adaa Keeti
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