Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.
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Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.Sardar party puhnchy to dekha .ki Ki.ki Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.
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Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
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1 dafa sardar ji ko call ayaaur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kontu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hootu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
Continue ReadingA sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.
A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:oye! 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.
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Son:papa 5+5 how muchSardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,ja jake andarse caliculater la
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valentines day kiss smsKiss is not like Nokia…Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya HogaHappy Valentines Day
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Happy Valentines Day SMS 2009It still seems like magiceverytime I rememberhow love softly touched our heartsbringing in togetherI love you. Happy Valentines Day
Continue Reading2118. chocolate valentine message
chocolate valentine messageIf u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!
Continue Reading2117. valentines day miss you sms
valentines day miss you smsI miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Continue Reading2116. valentines wishes for friend
valentines wishes for friendA friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when u r lonely, a guide when u r searching, a smile when u r sad, a song when u r glad.
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unique valentines day smsyoU are uniqueyoU are caring &yoU are the best….aNd I’m the luckiest toHave yoU in my life!HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
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hindi valentines day smsAger Zindagi mai judai na hotiTo kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hotiSath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaedRishton mai yeh gehrai na hoti….
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wonderful sms on valentines dayI’m thinking of u on this wonderful day,I feel blue, I feel ill cuz you are far away…I close my eyes and I see u, my doveOh, u’re more than a girl and this is more than love!
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