Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,’aap dekh rahe hein star tv’.Sardar jee bole,’oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?’
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A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road.why ?Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
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Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..
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Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760
Continue ReadingSardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai ‘Kyon bhai,ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?’ Sardarji keheta hai,Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
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Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai
Continue ReadingHow will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Continue ReadingSardar gifted a card 2 his dad
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dadOn his birthday with a sher‘Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahiMere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi’
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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai
Continue ReadingTeacher to sardar: A for?
Teacher to sardar: A for?Sardar: AppleTeacher: Jor se bolo?Sardar: Jay mata di.
Continue ReadingChild – mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Child – mere papa bahut darpok hain.Friend – how?Child – jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain
Continue ReadingSardarni: Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain
Sardarni: ‘Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain’ Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the
Continue ReadingSardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top
Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air”
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