BOY : May I hold your hand ?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy..!
Continue ReadingYoung girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man
Young girl praying:plz God,marry me with intelligent man God replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note
A sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don’t know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
– Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
Girls before marriage look like barbi DollAfter mariage beautiful DollAfter 1 year nice DollAfter 2 Years only Doll And After 3 Years panaDoll
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter“mian sahib” iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. …..By Subir
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki,ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha ,wo kya upar jata tha?sala chutiya bana gaya.
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga,pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun,phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga.
Aapke haath me mobile hai
Aapke haath me mobile hai,Chehere pe khubh See smile hai,SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai,Phir bhi SMS nahi karte, yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai..?
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Forest king Virappan died last week.
Forest king Virappan died last week.In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.I suggest them ur name. They said “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
I saw U on ROAD today.
I saw U on ROAD today.U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:- ” WHO LET THE DOGS OUT”