Gilani Funny SMS dusri shaadi Gilani on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?Gilani: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?Gilani: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.
Continue ReadingUrdu Insult SMS / duniya
Hindi Insult SMS pagal Hansokhelonaachogao duniya ki parwa mat karo q k duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain.
Continue ReadingAnti Sherry Ganday SMS / 4 kutte
Anti Sherry Adult SMS jawani k din 4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe theYe dekh kr Anti Sherry ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae.Kyo…?.Taras aa gyaNo.“Sherry ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae”
Continue ReadingGilani Funny SMS / Suhagraat
Gilani Urdu Adult SMS talaq chaheye Suhagraat k nxt day.Gilani:“Judge saab muje Anti Sherry se talaq chaheye”.Judge:“Kyu…?”.Gilani:“Mein ne sex ka kha to…………to kehti haiMUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE”
Continue ReadingUrdu Friendship SMS / Dosti
Hindi Friendship SMS dosti ka hisaab Hum ne suboot diya apni Dosti ka,Ab aap apni dosti ka hisaab do,Agar nahi karte ho pyar to delete kar do yeh msg,Agar karte ho to is ka jawaab do.
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On this day in 2009, country singer/songwriter John Rich releases a song about the plight of autoworkers titled “Shuttin’ Detroit Down.” The song, which featured such lyrics as “While they’re living it up on Wall Street in that New York City town, here in the real world they’re shuttin’ Detroit […]
Continue Readingyousaf raza gilani SMS / tarika batao
Asif Ali Zardari SMS nahin khulti Gilani: Yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahin khulti, koi tarika batao.Zardari: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chale jaao.
Continue ReadingFunny Gilani SMS / Pregnant
Anti Sherry Funny SMS Shadi k pahle Anti Sherry: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.Gilani: Bolo.Anti Sherry: Mein Pregnant hu!Gilani: It’s a gud News.Anti Sherry: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
Continue ReadingZardari Aur Gilani SMS / changa ja rishta
Zardari Aur Gilani Funny SMS FA karwaya Gilani: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwayafair BA karwayaFair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.Zardari: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de
Continue Readingurdu Poetry SMS / chahat ka khwab
new Poetry SMS / Koi tu hota Koi tu hota! Main jis k Dil ki kitab banta Main jis ki chahat ka khwab banta Main hijar k mausam ki Lambi raton mainYaad ban kar azab banta Koi tu hota! Jo meri khwahish main Uth k raton ko khoob roota Dukhon […]
Continue ReadingHindi Shayari SMS / nafrat
Urdu Shayari SMS zakhm k aadi Kuch khud b thay afsurda se kuch tum b hum se rooth gae, kuch khud hi zakhm k aadi thay, kuch sheeshay hath se chhoot gae, kuch khud b thay hassaas boht, kuch apne muqadr rooth gae, kuch tumko sach se nafrat thi, kuch […]
Continue ReadingNew Shayari SMS / Labon py harf
Shayari SMS 100 100 sawal Labon py harf na koi sawal rakhta tha……… kabi me zabt ma itna kamal rakhta tha. khabar kia thi mujh ko he woh bhol jay ga. aik aik cheèz jo mari sambhal rakhta tha. bicharty waqat bazahir to kuch na bola tha. magar nigaho ma […]
Continue ReadingSherry Rehman SMS / Dil mange more
Anti Sherry’s Sologans Anti Sherry Naam he kafi hai . Anti Sherry Pehli Chaht . Anti Sherry Es se sassti sirf khamoshi . Anti Sherry Hr lamha bnae mnpsnd . Anti Sherry Ye naam hai etmaad ka . Anti Sherry Dil mange more
Continue ReadingGilani Urdu SMS / surakh
Gilani ke chhatri Gilanil ke chhatri me surakhtha ek Admi ne pucha k ye surakh kyu hy? Gilani bola oy barish ruk jaye ge tu pta kese chale ga
Continue ReadingSherry English SMS / Husband
Anti Sherry SMS New Car Anti Sherry hints her Husband 4 a new Car saying: “Dear, buy me something that goasfrom 0 to 80 in 3 secondswhen I m on it”… Husband gifted her a weighing Machine
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