Gilani SMS / GAAND usne is nazakat se tumhari GAAND pe lora rakha Gilani ….k andar bhi nahi gaya aur MUNNA bhi bahir aagaya..!
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Funny Adult SMS SANDWICH Husband & wife neBachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH… Husb:SANDWICH ka Mood Hy? Wife:Nahi Aaj nahi,Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
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Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gilani SMS Gilani ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan k saamney Nangi aagiy .Gilani : “Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai” . Anti Shiri : “Recipie book mein lekha tha SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”
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Urdu Funny Adult Gilani SMS / mashuqa Gilani ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe . Aftr 1 month . Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000 . . . . Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000
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Anti Shiri Adult SMS / TONSILS operation Anti Shiri : “Dr. when can I resume normal sexual life?” . Doctor(surprisingly) : “ U R the first one to ask me this question after TONSILS operation”
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Urdu Gilani Adult SMS / ROLE nhe mila Zardari sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie . Gilani : “Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti…. Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”
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Funny Gilani Adult SMS / chudvati hai Gilani : “Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai” . Doctor : “Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?” . Gilani : “Us ka naam Anti Shiri hai” . Doctor : “Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe Anti […]
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Bubbli Aur Anti Shiri Bubbli: ami ami ye sath wala lrka mujhe bar bar apni lulli dekha kr bhag jata hy…….Anti Shiri sharmate hue boli:“” Bara harami hy, bilkul apne baap pe gya hy””
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ANTI Shiri Rehman K NAJAEZ TALUKAT Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..? . . Anti Shiri: “Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai, Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova, mein roz malish krte hu”
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Funny Gilani SMS & FALIG ATTACK Dr. “Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge……. Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai” .Gilani: “Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai”
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Gilani KE MAA KE DUA BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence Zardari ye sb kese..? . Gilani: “Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai”
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Anti Shiri SMS FAMILY Anti Shiri ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver, Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,… Sb k sb bhag gae . Kyo..? . Anti Shiri ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae
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Funny Gilani SMS Noker Gilani noker se:Tm ne kbi ullu dekha hy? Noker sar jhukate hue: nhe dekha janab Gilani: niche kya dekhte ho, meri terf dekho
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Hindi Funny SMS JOOTA nazar ata hay Now Bush says:Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha, Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay, Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference, Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay
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Funny SMS Bush ko agr joota Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai? Wah wah Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai? Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai! Taaliyan!:
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