Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”
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English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]
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Adult SMS ZARURAT-E-RISHTA Anti Misba Age 45 Divorced after 30 years of marriage NO kids Still Virgin/Zero meter(Medical Certificate Attached) X-Wife of….PHATAN Major
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Hindi Adult SMS Stage Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kyaSbne taali bjaiAnti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kyaKse ne talli nhe bjai…Ek haath se talli nhe bjti
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Funny Adult SMS SEX scene Parrosi to Major Rohail:Raat teri khirki khilli CMe bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya, Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C
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Adult SMS Text Messages JUNG KA MEEDAN Major Rohail ke maa boarder prapni tange khool k leet gae Nxt day in news Two Pirthvi meezail&Three Akash tanksMISSING
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Funny Adult SMS GAND ME UNGLE Anti Misba apne bache ke gandMein ungli de rhe the Major RohailYe kya kr rhe ho..? Anti MisbaArmy k ENTRY test ke tyari krva rhe ho
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Adult Hindi Messege Rs.101 Mj RohailPysa chaheye jao phudi mrvao Anti MisbaOK Nxt day Anti MisbaYe lo Rs.101 Mj Rohail100 rupya to smj ata haiye 1 rupya ks ne dya? Atni MisbaG sab logo ne ek ek dya
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Latest Adult SMS Army Gerneral KyaniArmy wale ghadaron ke maaa chood de ge….Major RohailSir Army wha jae ge ya mein apni maaa ko yha lao
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Funny Adult SMSGANG RAPE OF ANTI MISBA Judge sab ye 40 larke the ur mein 1 20 ne gand mari20 ne phudi mari20 ne muu me dala JudgeYe to 60 ho gae Anti MisbaJudge sab baki 20 ne pyse deye the
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Adult SMS Male or Female R u male or Female?Answer k lea niche dekhein.. …..oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.
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Hindi Funny Adult SMS Bubbli,penty aur jiju Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli “jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya? …Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana
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Urdu Adult Shayari SMS Teena Bibi Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch Naraz.. Teena Bibi Hoo gai hain Kuch Naraz.. Q K Un K muMmaY Daba kar Bhag Gaya FARAZ…..
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Adult Funny SMS 3 Facts 1: Mammay or jazbat jitne dabao utne ubhrte hai2: Snake or pudi jahan deko mar do.3: Pani or lun apna rasita khud bana leyte hai
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Urdu Adult SMS CONDOM Teacher: hum ne in Machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.Studend: wo to ho hi nai sakta.Teacher: kiyon?Studend: kiyon k itna chota CONDOM ban hi nai sakta
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