************************************************Geriatric Laugh 01 :3 Very Old guys wereout walking.1st one says, Windy,isn’t it.? 2nd says, No, it’s Thursday. 3rd one says, So Am I.Let’s go Get a Beer.************************************************Geriatric Laugh 03 :An Old guy had Serious Hearing problems for Years. His Doctor fitted a latest Hearing Aid.He could now hear 100%Old […]
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******************************************* Aallaallukku IppadiPeasaama IrundhaYeppadi.?Innum 5 Naall DhaanIrukkuYaaraavadhuAdvance Wishes Arambingappa.Naaney Aarambikkarean ADVANCE Pongal Wishes ******************************************* ^\/^ ,;:;, ^\/^ / ,~~, \ /wish ‘””” you aADVANCE HAPPY PONGAL.first wishes is the Best wishes. *******************************************“Pongal”Super Offer3 sms Anuppinaal 1 sms Thiruppi Anuppapadum,Idhu sms Stock Ulla Varai Mattumey…5 sms’kku Mel Anuppum Adhirshta saaligallukkuOru Pic. […]
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************************************************Everybody wants Happiness.Nobody wants Pain.But you cannotget a Rainbowwithout a little Rain…************************************************Future is Not somethingYOU Await,It is something YOUMust Create,Plan your Future inAdvance because,YOU will Spend theRest of your Life there.! :-(************************************************God does not test an Incapable person.If you are being tested,Be Happy.Because, God thinksyou are the most Capable and […]
Continue ReadingFunny Jokes SMS / Husband Wife
Funny SMS Husband Wife Husband: Aaj me tere kaan(ear) me dalonga.Wife: Nhi! me bharii hgo gyi to. Husband: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection In English / Flowers
English Adult SMS Text Messages New Flowers Ever Wonder why women wear panties with printed flowers? It’s a way of saying please:Water my Garden and sow seeds to grow new flowers.
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Teacher To Student
Adult English SMS two type of sex Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.Student: Teacher I know few more.Teacher: What?Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex…..
Continue ReadingFriendship English SMS / how U forget
English Friendship SMS forget FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forget but how U forgive,Not how U listen but how U Understand,Not what U see but how U feel,and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!
Continue ReadingFunny English SMS / 4 dinner
English Funny SMS PAY THE BILL I would love to take u out 4 dinner,Make u sit beside the candle light,Shower u with roses,and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL”
Continue ReadingGood Morning SMS / Lest of Buck
Good Morning SMS Jokes MON’T DIND Mood Gorning! Lest of Buck. Ave a Dice Nay. Soli Yaar! Laat ko neeno pooli nai hui ishiliye Ispeling Fistake ho rahi hai. MON’T DIND…!
Continue ReadingEnglish Islamic SMS Namaz
Islamic SMS Namaz I have the Power,I have the Victory,I have the Prosperity,I have the Happiness,I have the Success,I have all that what you want, U need me and I need you,If you Love me Everybody will Love you.If you avoid me, you’ll be ruined soon. My Name Is NAMAAZ […]
Continue ReadingNew Urdu Love SMS / Bari haseen raat thi
Urdu Love SMS Charagh-e-Aftab gum Charagh-e-Aftab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Shabab ka naqab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Mujhe pila rahay thay woh,Ke khud hi shama bujh gayi. Glass gum, Sharab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Labon se lab jo mil gaye,Labon se Lab jo sil gaye, Sawal gum, Jawab gum,Bari haseen […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny SMS / Iraq me Obama
Funny Urdu SMS Bush Aur Obama Ab Bush ke baad Obama Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama Bush ko pare hai joote Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.
Continue ReadingSanta Banta Sms Jokes / Wheelers
Santa Banta English SMS Two Wheelers Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only.
Continue ReadingSanta Banta Text Messages / operation
Santa Banta SMS Jokes Doctor Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Continue ReadingFunny Send Me SMS / Male
Send Me Sms female SMS ki murdamshumari,Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain,Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain,Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain.
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