Funny SMS Text Messages 2 Punjabi 2 Punjabi Titianic Film Daihk Rahay Thay.. Fil Khatam Howi To Dono Kehnay Lagay.“Laa Das Aaa Ki Fil Hoi“Film Khatam Ho Gai Per SULTAN RAHi Nai Aya.. Always SmilinG
Continue ReadingSmoking SMS / Girl to Doctor
Smoking SMS Text Messages Girl to Doctor Girl to Doctor: Main jab cigrate peeti hun to ajeeb si becheni feel hoti hai main pehla kash lete hi apne shoes utar deti hun doosre kash main socks, 3rd kush main shirt or 4th main DOCTOR: bus ye lo gold leaf or […]
Continue ReadingLove SMS / KABI NA HATHON
Love SMS Text Messages KABI NA HATHON KABI NA HATHON SE HATH CHUTEY KHAYAL RAKHNA KABHI NA CHAHT KA MAN TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA HO JO MOHABBAT TO RANJISHO SE GURAIZ KARNA KISI KA NAZUL SA DIL NA TOOTE KHAYAL RAKHNA…..
Continue ReadingIslamic SMS / 1 larki ne
Islamic SMS Text Messages 1 larki ne 1 larki ne sakht bimari k alam me khuwab dekha k BIBI ZAINAB(A.S) usko pani deti hain subha jab larki jagi to woh sehatyab ho chuki thi or uske pas 1 tukra para hoa tha jis pe likha tha k ye mojza 13 […]
Continue ReadingBreak up SMS / Tmhen hamari
Break up SMS Text Messages Tmhen hamari Tmhen hamari belos wafain yaad aain gi,jab hum teri zaat k sehra se nikal jauin gy.
Continue ReadingFaraz SMS / ab to mar jane ko
Faraz SMS Text Messages ab to mar jane ab to mar jane ko jee karta hai farazhum jin ke the wo ab kisi aur ke hai
Continue ReadingFaraz SMS / dil jalta ha
Faraz SMS Text Messages dil jalta ha dil jalta ha to jalne day isko farazna rahy ga na wo yaad aaega
Continue ReadingPathan Jokes / Main teri Maa Hoti
Pathan Sms Main teri Maa Hoti Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga
Continue ReadingStudent SMS Jokes / Ghajni dekhne k baad
Ghajni dekhne k baad Bhai Log!!! Ghajini dekhne k baad mujhe andaza hua hai k Aapka Bhai bhi AAMIR KHAN se kuch kam nahi hai. Main bhi parhta hon,Samajhta hon. Phir 15 minute k baad sab bhool jata hon.
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DIWALI SMS 1: Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar » 2: Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, By […]
Continue ReadingDECENT SMS
DECENT SMS 1: Destiny decides who you meet in your life…….but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live… » 2: Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever […]
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CHRISTMAS SMS 1: New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year. » 2: if one night you wake up and a big fat male is […]
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CHRISTMAS SMS 1: New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year. » 2: if one night you wake up and a big fat male is […]
Continue ReadingANNIVERSARY SMS
ANNIVERSARY SMS 1: Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given meYour love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary. » 2: Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and […]
Continue ReadingTamil Wishes SMS
******************************************** Aallaallukku IppadiPeasaama IrundhaYeppadi.?Innum 5 Naall DhaanIrukkuYaaraavadhuAdvance Wishes Arambingappa.Naaney AarambikkareanADVANCE HAPPY DEEPAVALI ********************************************Doctor : 5’aam Number Patient Yeppadi Irukkaar.?..Nurse : Yennai Kootikkittu Oada Ready’aaIrukkaar Doctor.********************************************Doctor : Indha Operation Pannalainnaa Innum1 Maasaththila Nee SeththuduvaiyaaPatient : AndhaOru MaasamaavadhuNaan Uyiroada Irunduttu Poareaney DoctorPlease********************************************Father:Magale, sinna vayasula nee ennai APPA-nu kooppiduva., Ippo Yen DADDY-nu koopudra..?Daughter: […]
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