Brass Monkey, that funky MonkeyBrass Monkey junkieThat funky Monkey Got this dance that’s more than realDrink Brass Monkey here’s how you feelPut your left leg down, your right leg upTilt your head back let’s finish the cupM.C.A. with the bottleD. rocks the canAdrock gets nice with Charlie ChanWe’re offered Moet, […]

I Can’t Stand It I Know You Planned ItBut I’m Gonna Set It Straight, This WatergateI Can’t Stand Rocking When I’m In HereBecause Your Crystal Bal Ain’t So Crystal ClearSo While You Sit Backand Wonder WhyI Got This Fucking Thorn In My SideOh My, It’s A MirageI’m Tellin’ Y’all It’s […]

Yes, yes, y’all – you don’t stopYou keep it on – and shockin’ the placeWell I’m M.C.A. – I got nothing to provePay attention – my intention is to bust a moveI drink quarts and cans and bottles and sixesBetween the turntables keep the vodka and the mixesI’m Mike D. […]

Beatsie Beatsie Boys gettin live on the spotPuttin all kinds of shame in the game you gotWe keep the party movin to the broad day lightg.e.t.l.i.v.e. alrightTranshypnotic robotic can’t stop itNo limits to this style you know you can’t lock itFirst you mock it, rock it and then you stock […]

Well,Back to the beat y’all,Down with the sound so sweet y’allJust how fresh can you get y’allThose that are blessed say yes y’all‘Cause I’m a come inside and do my thingI’m gonna take off my drawers and let myself swingTantalize my tummy with a boo boo snackBut now I got […]

They can’t catch me never gonna find meThey’re never gonna know that I’m the High Plains DrifterPulled over to the river to take a restPulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet out of my chestFear and loathing across the country listening to my 8 trackReached behind the […]

I have never been more ready in my entire life to do this right nowIt’s all been leading up to this momentAll right now, right hereMy whole life We’ve got rhyme selection in a wide arrayJ’ai des bonbons pour vous, mangezThe party people scream “Oui oui c’est vrai!”‘cause I got […]

Get on the mic Mike let’s be real and don’t cloud the issueThe rhymes are rope an M.C. you must listen toPeople say that they been missin’ me and missin’ youGet on the mic and let’s show them like we used toYou say fuck that I say fuck thisThe king […]

I’m flowing prose to cons and cons to prosI’m scheming rhyme against reason like it was flow against knowBut beyond the concepts and emotions that riseTo the interconnectedness that underliesThe lies upon lies have lost their meaningThe plies upon plies of consciousness that is beingOver and over I fall I […]

Now Randy listen I rock a house party at the drop of a hatI beat a biter down with an aluminum bata lot of people they be Jonesin’ just to hear me rock the micIn the right car at the right price in mint conditionthey’ll be staring at the radio […]

1-2 1-2 Keep It OnListen To The Shit Because We Kick It Until DawnListen To The Abstract Got It Going OnListen To The Ladies Come On And Let Me SpawnAll Your Eggs Then You You Go Up The RiverListen To The Abstract That Freaky NiggerI’m Ad Rock And I Shock […]

Riddle me this brother can you handle itYour style to my style you can’t hold a candle to itEquinox symmetry and the balance is rightSmokin’ and drinkin’ on a Tuesday nightIt’s not how you play the game it’s how you win itI cheat and steal and sin and I’m a […]

Words comin forth like water from the tapClap tracks line the spaces places papers people stackBack track through the minutes when the thoughts went insaneI pulled the picture off the cover and blew out the mind gamesPeople say this is the playlist of the void non-boundBut I can say this […]

Johnny Ryall is the bum on my stoopI gave him fifty cents to buy some soupHe knows the time with the fresh Gucci watchHe’s even more over than the mayor Ed KochWashing windows on the Bowery at a quarter to four‘Cause he ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm no moreLiving […]

Hey ladies in the place I’m callin’ out to yaThere never was a city kid truer and bluerThere’s more to me than you’ll ever knowAnd I’ve got more hits than Sadaharu OhTon Thumb Tom Cushman or Tom FooleryDate women on T.V. with the help of Chuck WooleryWords are flowing out […]