She Was A Teenage Zombie


Don’t know what I’m feeling or what I should sayOn how my life changedThe day I stumbled on her grave Not a necrophilliac, I guess I was boredI just love to spend myTime with a fresh embalmed corpseOf course[chorus]She was a teenage zombieShe was a teenage corpseShe was a teenage […]


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B-Movie Scream Queen


Another dead girl on the tubeShe’s my Lilly Munster crawling from her tombDark black circles around her eyesCold dead lips and a crooked spineShe’s the living dead, she’s a ghoulish fiendShe’s the deadest girl of my dreamsLiving her is like a lobotomyA late night creature feature starring you and me[pre-chorus]She’s […]


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Grave Robbing U.S.A.


Well I come from the planet beyond the starsLooking for some human body partsI’m gonna pull your body from your graveCause I’m graverobbing U.S.A. And I’m riding around in my black starshipLooking for some crypts to kickI’m gonna pull your body from your graveCause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.[chorus]And I’m graverobbing U.S.A.And […]


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Love At First Fright


When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart flutteredAnd I knew it was love, true loveAll the things you said and did to your momI knew you were the only one, the only one for me[pre-chorus]Go and call the priest so he can exorcize meBe my ghoul tonight…[chorus]Regan […]


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Die My Bride


Well I’d rather cut you than the wedding cakeAnd your blood cuts on my rented tux And I do, I do, I do wanna kill youTil dead do us part, I’ll tear us apart Now I kiss your cold dead lipsAnd I dip my chips in the blood that dripsAnd […]


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Let’s Go To War


I’m a motherfucking wrenchThrown in the gearsEverything was great til I got hereI’m a bad guy inside and outPut your faith in me and I’ll spit you outAnd I admit, I’m a basketcaseWith lipstick smeared across my faceCocked and loaded can’t shut me up[chorus]Hey stupid, don’t suck your thumbTake your […]


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197666


In 197666 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitchAnd I’m sick, sick motherfucker sick In 197666 I nailed a G.I. Joe to a crucifixAnd I’m sick, sick motherfucker sick[pre-chorus]I don’t wanna commit suicideI just wanna commit a homicideOh yeah, that’s what I am[chorus]76 born a son […]


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Kill Miss America


I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queenWith the platform boots and the tombstone looksI want the whole world to hate meWith the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress[pre-chorus]Tonight I’m the prettiest zombie aliveI’m alive, I’m alive, I’m aliveAnd I don’t care what it takes […]


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People Hate Me


I’m wretched, I’m infested, rejected and infectedI’m a loser, I’m a winner, a born-again sinnerCut my throat and watch me bleed, addicted tragedyAnd I hate you and you hate meSo stand in line motherfuckers don’t waste my time[pre-chorus]See me in the headlinesManipulate your simple mindsSo put your hands up and […]


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Slit My Wrist


Paranormal chicken geekDrugged up superstar fiendGenderbending galactic freakSci-fi lobotomy Exorcism, circumcisionHorrifying gruesome sceneBloodsuckers, a motherfucking Brain dead neurotic fiend [chorus]Sick, get sick on thisYou motherfuckers make me Wanna slit my wristSick, so sick of thisI wanna slit my wrists A basketcase stitched-up faceBe all you can beChiller, killer, monster thrillerTrigger […]


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Dawn Of The Dead


When tomorrow comes, we’ll be one of themAnd our only purpose is, to kill off those not dead[pre-chorus]We are the dead and we’re coming for youWe are the dead and we’re coming for youWe are the dead and we’re coming for you…Because we are the dead[chorus]When there’s no more room […]


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Dressed To Depress


I got a snotty noseI got nappy hairMy mommy don’t love meAnd my daddy don’t care, noMy sister’s a slutAnd my brother’s a drunkAnd I’m standing in the mirror nowGetting myself all dressed up Everything’s okayAt least that’s what they sayOne foot in the gutterThe other’s in the gravePunch the […]


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Motherfucker I Don’t Care


I hate your voice and I hate your faceExterminate you from the human raceLife’s a joke and the joke is on youHey you, it’s true, you suck, fuck you I hope and pray every dayI’ll get the news that you passed awaySo take your life and turn it offGoodbye, so […]


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