Sardar Father’s death


Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho? Sardar: Meri behen ke abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.


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2245. good morning sms with aim


good morning sms with aimUr aim in life should be “54321O”5-Five digit salary.4-Four wheeler vehicle.3-Three room home.2-Two cute children.1-One loving lifepartner.0-Enemy…….Good Morning


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2244. sms about drinks


sms about drinksWater+rum danger for Lungs.Water+Beer danger for Stomach.Water+Brandy danger for Kidney.Water+Whisky danger for Heart.So Please Avoid water.


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Love is Life


Love is LifeLove is KnifeIt cuts our throat,till the time we thrive,sorrow and nature,don’t go aside,but smile and say,that u r my Valentine…. 


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Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he


Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he,Yahan ke Log Mere SMS ko BHAGWAN Mante He, Kaise ? Kunki jab b mera sms aata he Log Kehte He “HEY BHAGWAN”


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Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata hu


Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata huMaine Bathe Bathe Yu Gir Jata Hu Kya Ye hi Pyar hai ? Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjoori hai Chavanprash khaya karo


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Award winning Joke of century


“Award winning joke of century” Gabbar singh: Are oh kaliya kitne aadmi the ? Kaliya: Kya pata sir,Maine to Aurtein Gin Raha tha.


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Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli


Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli… “Lo batao,Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hein..!


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Raat bhar sms kiya Arz kiya hai…


Raat bhar sms kiya Arz kiya hai…Raat bhar sms kiyato raat kat gayi…(wah wah)Raat bhar sms kiyato raat kat gayi…Subah uthke balance dekhato waat lag gayi.


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