Sardar Father’s death

Ek Sardar baap ki death pe buhut roya, phir uski sister ka phone aya. Phone sunkar wo aur bhi ronay laga. Logon ne pucha kyon ro rahay ho? Sardar: Meri behen ke abbu ka bhi intiqaal hogaya.


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2245. good morning sms with aim

good morning sms with aimUr aim in life should be “54321O”5-Five digit salary.4-Four wheeler vehicle.3-Three room home.2-Two cute children.1-One loving lifepartner.0-Enemy…….Good Morning


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2244. sms about drinks

sms about drinksWater+rum danger for Lungs.Water+Beer danger for Stomach.Water+Brandy danger for Kidney.Water+Whisky danger for Heart.So Please Avoid water.


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2243. disturb you sms

disturb you smsIf i disturb U I Am Sorry! But i Need To Say I………Love DISTURBING U…..:-)


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2242. cute april fool sms

cute april fool smsCUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere..“Happy April Fool Day”…


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2241. success sms in tamil

success sms in tamilVetri illatha Vazhkai illai..! Vetri matume Vazhkai illai..!Think different every moment.


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Love is Life

Love is LifeLove is KnifeIt cuts our throat,till the time we thrive,sorrow and nature,don’t go aside,but smile and say,that u r my Valentine…. 


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Love is Pure

Love is PureLove is SureLove is sweet poisonthat Doctors can’t cure


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Sorry 2 disturb u.

Sorry 2 disturb u.Can u fax me ur photoIts very urgent,Serious matter has Comeup actually,We r playing cardsAnd lost the joker 


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Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he

Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he,Yahan ke Log Mere SMS ko BHAGWAN Mante He, Kaise ? Kunki jab b mera sms aata he Log Kehte He “HEY BHAGWAN”


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Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata hu

Boy: Chalte Chalte Yu hi Ruk Jata huMaine Bathe Bathe Yu Gir Jata Hu Kya Ye hi Pyar hai ? Girl: Nahi Bhaiya Kamjoori hai Chavanprash khaya karo


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Award winning Joke of century

“Award winning joke of century” Gabbar singh: Are oh kaliya kitne aadmi the ? Kaliya: Kya pata sir,Maine to Aurtein Gin Raha tha.


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Lohe ko loga kaat sakta he

Lohe ko loga kaat sakta he,Zeher ko zeher kaat sakta he, Tum plz apna khayal rakna,Tumko kutta kaat sakta he.


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Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli

Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli… “Lo batao,Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hein..!


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Raat bhar sms kiya Arz kiya hai…

Raat bhar sms kiya Arz kiya hai…Raat bhar sms kiyato raat kat gayi…(wah wah)Raat bhar sms kiyato raat kat gayi…Subah uthke balance dekhato waat lag gayi.


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