Once a Santa joins a car driving school.. Banta: abe tera driving school kaise chal raha hai? Kuch aata hai kya tujhe? Santa: haan yaar.. Ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon,
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Driving school…
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Na Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
Santa Banta se: Mujhe Saas achi nahi lagti. Batna: Lekin zara socho ager tumhari saas na hoti to tumhari Biwi kahan se aati? Santa: Yahi to rona hai, Na Saas na hoti Na Biwi..
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Cigerrete…
Aik Sarrdar Motorway PeCiggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha ThaUs Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha HooonAik Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai.
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Sardar in Bank…
Do sardar bank lotne gayeper gun bhol gayephir bhi bank loot liya. kaise ? Bank manager bhi sardar thabola: Kal yad se gun dikha jana…..
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Sardar and Pathan
Sardar: Pathan se: 2+2 kitne hote hain? Pathan: tmhe pata nai mjhe masharti aloom nhi ati. Sardar: per main ne to islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.
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Sardar’s Enagagement…
Sardar jee nay apni nai nai mangnee (engagement) torr dee. Friends: Sardar jee aap nay aisa kyon kiyaa. Kia larki kissee aur main intrested thee. Sardar jee: Issee liye tu mangnee torr dee k woh pehlay kisee aur main intrested nahi thee. Friends: Sardar jee iss ka matlab tu hai […]
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Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke …..
Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi….. Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri…..
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Meri aankhein…
kitni dair se meri ankhain nam hain faraz! koe to kamina hai jo piaz kaat raha hai….
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Tanha…
Mein khud ko bohot tanha mehsoos kar raha hoon Faraz! Plz mujhe kisi Larki ka Number Send kar do!
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Ab me karoonga mara mari…
Ab me karoonga mara mari Mere naam hai zardari Main ne pehle apni B.V mari Ab hai poori qoum ki bari Dil khol k loton ga Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari..
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Lab-e-Shireen Rehman…
Funny Asif Ali Zardari Sms What is Asif Zardari’s favourite sweet? * * Lab-e-Shireen Rehman…
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Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii & Said ! “Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “ Zardari said! Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai..
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Ek Zardari mota taza tha….
Ek Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]
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Choron ko President bana dete hain.
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President […]
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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