Difference between 1980’s & 2009’s Grilzz

GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..?? MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..?? GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..?? MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen …

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One Question Wrong…!

DAD : Paper kaisa hua ..?? SON : Sirf Q.1 reh gia , Q.2 aa nahin raha tha , Q.4 Kerna bhool gia , Q.5 Nazer nahin aya aur Q.6 Paper ki dosri side per tha . DAD : Aur Q.3 SON : Sirf wohi ghalat hua hai ..

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Delivery Ward

Ik nurse ka ashiq usay bari hasrat se : Kaash meray saath koi hadsa pesh ata to mein tumhare pass ata , Tum meri khidmat kerti aur mein jaldi theek ho jata … Nurse : Tumhe meray pass koi hadsa nahin balke mojza he la sakta hai , Kun k […]

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Where is my number??

Ek larka doctor se: Lagta hai mein andha ho gaya hon. Doctor ne uski ankhon ko check kiya aur kaha : Nahi beta tumhari ankhein to theek hain. Larka: Tu phir newspaper mein Mujhy mera roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?

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Sab per nazar

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gaiEk larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gayeEk larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gaiEk larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana baniEk larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai Express news: Har larki per nazar.

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Ism-e-Mubarak

kisi ne HAZART ALI R A se pucha: “Ajeeb baat hai, Allah Nabi (S.A.W) ko mehboob kehta hai magar kalmay per pehle apna naam rkhta hai, baad mein Nabi S.A.W ka naam rkhta hai, ye ishq ke khilaaf hai!” Hazrat Ali ne fermaya: “Yahi to hakeeki ishq hai, Allah pasand […]

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