SMS Me


Relationship is like a Garden. It”s beautiful when watered with…love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched…so pls keep in touch… Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi. SMS […]


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Political SMS


Q: Agar ye sab aik ship mai baithe hon aur wo ship doob jaye to aap ke khial main kon bache ga? (Manmohan singh, LK Edwani, Baal Thakre, Purnab Mukharji)Ans: india Crash courses for general category. Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS. Shoe polich diploma after MBA. Sweaper degree after engineering. […]


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Naughty SMS


It’s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life ch pervaiz ellahi had 4 sons monas ellahi karim ellahi shabir ellahi nd wazir ellahiwhen his 5th son born his wife named him bas kar ellahi Teacher: […]


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Dream Messages


One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.For no one can lay a hand on our dreams. Throw your dreams into space like a kite,and you do not know what it will bring back,a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country […]


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Congratulations!


Congratulations! Good news for Punjab University students Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june To confirm goto site www.stop dreaming & start studying.com


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Samandar Bhar Syllabus


Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain


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Good Luck..Exam!!


Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God succeed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best!!!


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Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?


Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu


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Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company


Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga


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Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.


Sardar Cycle K Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha. Man: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Sardar ji? Sardar: Oye! BREAK DANCE


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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra


1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”


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Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street


Sardar ji And his Wife Were Walking on the street, Suddenlt his Wife Said,”Oh ji Look At The Dead Bird” Sardar: Looked at Sky & Said, “Where, Where”? no bird, shard !


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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye


Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho


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