Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages

Love & death r two uninvited guests

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Love & death r two uninvited guests,when they cum nobody can stop thembut both do d same work1 takes d heart n d other takes its beats


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Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayai

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Ram nay been bajai OR seeta duurk ayaiKishan nay bansuri bajai OR Radha bhagk ayaiaur hum nay sirf Seti bajai Woh Apne BHAI ko layaai


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Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me,

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Ashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Me. Magar Ye Dilruba Nahi Samajti, Golgape Khati Firti Hai Baazar Me


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Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:

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Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:1. PEHLI bar is tarah khao ki dusri bar milega nahi.2. DUSRI bar is tarah khao ki pehli bar khaya hi nahi.


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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,

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Pati Patni ki ladai ke baad Patni bhagwan se boli,“Agar ye galat hai to inko utha lo,Aagr main galat hoon to mujhe VIDHVA bana do”


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Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.

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Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho. Girl: nahi yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hoon Boy: to bulaao na kabhi mehfil jamate hai


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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko

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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat kohoon.. hoon..Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aisematRo warna bada hokar tuHIMESH RESHAMIYA ban jayga


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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h

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Neend jb mujhe aagosh main leti h,Aapka chehra nigahon me bas jata h,ek dam se meri aankh khul jati hDil se ye aawaz aati haiMUMMY BHOOT


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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.

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A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!


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Ankhein teri roye ansu mere hon

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Ankhein teri roye ansu mere honDil tera dhadke dhadkan meri hoE mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadakpr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho


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Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?

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Aadat or ada me ky Fark h?“Road k nal se pani pinaGarib piye to aadatAmir piye to adaaAb Sms ko le loAp bhejo to ada Main bheju to adat


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Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behre

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Hmari dosti TabKhatm hogi jab 1GUnga 1behreko cal kar k bATAYEG ki 1andhe ne dekha ki1langda bhag raha tha Ganje k piche bal katne k LIYE.


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T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao.

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T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao. Papu: Ye lo. T.T:Ye to purani Ticket hai. Papu:To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai kya?


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Welcome to www.sharif.com

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Welcome to www.sharif.com type password ****** new membar,ur welcome Processing Denied…… sorry ur not sharif plz try Again


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