Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages

Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla

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Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla,ye duniya bhar ke aisho-aaram sab chhod ke kahi chala jau lekinfir sochta hoonPAHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI!


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Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me?

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Dapu:Aj party kis khusi me? Papu:Meri scooter kho gayi. Dapu:To! Papu:Shukr mano me us par nai baita thawarna me bi gum ho jata..!


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Full form of boys

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Full form of boysB-badmashiyo me sabse aageo-owl ki tarah raat ko ghumte haiy-yaaro ke yaar hote hais-shareef sirf Parents ke aage.!


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Kitne special ho aap

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Kitne special ho aap,Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.


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Miss karte hai aapko

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Miss karte hai aapko,Yaad bhi bahut Satati hai,Karne ko to phone bhikar lete par,Costumer Care ki ekladki balance kam batati hai


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In USA every year Edison’s bday is

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In USA every year Edison’s bday iscelebrated by power cut for 2 mins. But here due to over respect,We celebrate it daily for 3-4 hrs!


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Principal:Why u r late?

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Principal:Why u r late?Papu:- Bike puncture sir!!Princpal:- Why can’t you come in bus?Papu:- I am not that much rich to buy bus sir!!


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Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat He

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Papu-Kya Dusro Ki Galti Se Fayda Uthana Achi Baat HePandit-Nhi,Paap HPap-To fir Muze wo Rs vpas Kro jo Shadi k Time dakshina me Diya The


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Smart boss+smart employee=profit

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Smart boss+smart employee=profitSmart boss+dumb employee=productionDumb boss+smart employee=promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


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pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho

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pyaar ki Galiyon me Kabhi gam na ho Hamari pyaar kabhi Kam na ho Aapko mile har Roj Nayi girlfrnd Jinki Umar 40 Saal se Kam na ho.


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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona MujePapu: NahiGirl: Q Nahi?Papu: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.!


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Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hu

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Har shaks ko diwana bana deta huMili najar to fasana bana deta huDil k marij ho to kar lo dosti mujh seHar dil ko dhadak na sikha deta hu


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Jane kaha the or kaha aa gaye

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Jane kaha the or kaha aa gayeduniya me ban k 1 mehman aa gyeabhi to zindagi ki kitab padhi b nhi puriaur jane kahase aa gayiJEE or AIEEE


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2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi

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2 Aurate Batein Kar Rahi Thi, 1St:Ye HUSBAND Kya Hota He? 2nd:Are Tu Nahi Janti?Ye Ek Tarh Ka Baind Hota He,Jise Aurate Belan Se Bajati He


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