Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?


Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!


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GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi ‘MsgGiri’


GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi ‘MsgGiri’ , Jisme Ap Msg Kre Ya Na Kre Hum Msg Bhejte Rhenge, Kabi Toh Sharmake Aap Msg Bhejenge


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U R My Best Friend


U R My Best FriendBharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.


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Holi SMS


Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai, Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai, Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do Isliye 2 Din Pehle Hi Aapko HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai…


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2 behre admi..ek dusre se:


2 behre admi..ek dusre se: 1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai. 2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon. 1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.


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1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack”


1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack” Evrybody put their hands up Then suddenly another guy 4m other side got up and said “Hijohn”


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Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.


Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call


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Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai.


Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai. Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?


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Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”.


Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”…….After thinking a lot Santa: I am not a mangoman


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Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS


Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS1)Too many Questions ?2)Difficult to understand3)More explanations r needed4)Result is always FAIL !


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