Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!
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Teacher: which book is the most helpful book in ur life?………..Student:My DAD’S Cheque book!
GANDHIGIRI Ki Safalta K Bad Pesh Hi ‘MsgGiri’ , Jisme Ap Msg Kre Ya Na Kre Hum Msg Bhejte Rhenge, Kabi Toh Sharmake Aap Msg Bhejenge
U R My Best FriendBharosa Nahi? Chalo Fir KUTUBMINAR Par Chadnge Mai 123 Bolunga Tum Kud Jana Bad Me Jab ap 123 Bologe To Mai Kud jaunga.
Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai, Ii thaaro kusur nathi, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai, Holi Mubarak!
Hum Aapke Dil Mein Rehte Hai, Isiliye Har Dard Sehte Hai, Kahin Aap Humse Pehle Na Wish Kar Do Isliye 2 Din Pehle Hi Aapko HAPPY HOLI Kehte Hai…
2 behre admi..ek dusre se: 1st: Tu bajar ja raha hai. 2nd: nahi re,mein bajar ja raha hoon. 1st: acha,mujhe laga tu bajar jaa raha.
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane and said “Hijack” Evrybody put their hands up Then suddenly another guy 4m other side got up and said “Hijohn”
LKG Boy on phone:Hello My son won’t come to school today,he has fever. Teacher: Oh,who’s speaking? Boy: This is my father
Santa & Banta hated mobile,so decided 2 use pigeons.Once pigeon came with no msg.Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye ! it was a missed call
My hands never pain wen typing msg 4 U, But, My Heart always pain when there is no reply 4 me from You.
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha toh military valon ne 51 tohpen chalai. Lalu Prasad: Kamal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya?
Teacher: Translate in English, “Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon”…….After thinking a lot Santa: I am not a mangoman
Exams are like GIRLFRIENDS1)Too many Questions ?2)Difficult to understand3)More explanations r needed4)Result is always FAIL !