Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ? Thandi hawa Ka Bhi Zamana Hai ? EK DO SMS Kardo, Kya Balance Sasuraal Le Kar jana hai?
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Dekh0 Mosam Kitna Suhana Hai ?
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!
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Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai
Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara. Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!
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Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT
Press Down 4 Ur EID GIFT Mobile Ka Button Torna Hai Kya ! Allah Aap Ko Aqal De Aaj EID Hai ? Nhi Na… ! To Gift Kaisa.
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Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai
Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,vo love letter me likhta haiDEAR Sister…I LOV U! Tumhara Munna BHAI…!
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Aaj 1kam karna:
Aaj 1kam karna: Jeb se 1000rs ka note nikalna or usko dekh k bolna “Happy Bday BAPU” Phir wo note le k mere paas aana,bday “celebrate” karenge
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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.
Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.
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Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?
Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld? “Indian..Railway Track”, v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir, Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.
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This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS
This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms
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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliya thi.Sab log usey akbar bulate the. Kyu? Socho! Thoda aur. Nahi pata kya? Kyunki Akbar uska naam tha
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Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau
Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,1bar aau,2bar aau,so bar aau,hazar bar aau,lakho bar aau,bar bar aauor bel bajake bhag jau..!!
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Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Reactions of girls wen de lost their pursePoor girl: my moneyRich girl: my credit cardbut,Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit Rahul ki photo !
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HUTCH is now Vodafone!
HUTCH is now Vodafone! Naam badal gaya, Pink se Red ho gaye, Lakho Rs lag gaye. Fir b rahe.. Kutte K kutte. Gud Day
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Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega
Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,Insan b chand par rehne jayega,Par khuda hi jane isKANJOOS ka msg kabayega.
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Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.
Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho?Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha
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