Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages

MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?

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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain?Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti na..!!


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Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai

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Judge: Aap bahut bahadur hai, aapne us chor ko itna maara. Woman: Mujhe kya pata wo chor hai,mujhe laga mera pati thoda late ghar aaya he!


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Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai

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Munna bhai ko Ek Nurse se Pyar ho gela hai,vo love letter me likhta haiDEAR Sister…I LOV U! Tumhara Munna BHAI…!


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Aaj 1kam karna:

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Aaj 1kam karna: Jeb se 1000rs ka note nikalna or usko dekh k bolna “Happy Bday BAPU” Phir wo note le k mere paas aana,bday “celebrate” karenge


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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai.

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Santa: Doctor Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao 2 bohat dard hota hai. Doc: full body Xray. Xray report- Found fracture in ungli.


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Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld?

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Which is d Longest Toilet in d Wrld? “Indian..Railway Track”, v can use it frm Kanyakumari 2 Kashmir, Proud 2b N INDIAN Aisi azadi aur kaha.


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This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS

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This is a vaccine for latest disease called KIMS —-<(_'_'_'__(== (KANJOOSI IN MESSAGING SYNDROME) Pls inject it & then u can sms


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Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau

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Dil chahta he ki tumhare ghar aau,1bar aau,2bar aau,so bar aau,hazar bar aau,lakho bar aau,bar bar aauor bel bajake bhag jau..!!


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Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse

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Reactions of girls wen de lost their pursePoor girl: my moneyRich girl: my credit cardbut,Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit Rahul ki photo !


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Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega

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Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,Insan b chand par rehne jayega,Par khuda hi jane isKANJOOS ka msg kabayega.


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Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.

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Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai.Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho?Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha


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