Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah


Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behan k do bhai phir mera Ek kaise .


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Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?


Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.Man: kyon?Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai


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Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya


Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,’vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen…!


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dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad


dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha


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Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?


Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.


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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”


Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai


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Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.


Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.Sardar party puhnchy to dekha .ki Ki.ki Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.


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Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?


Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st


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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya


1 dafa sardar ji ko call ayaaur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kontu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hootu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo


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A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.


A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:oye! 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.


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Son:papa 5+5 how much


Son:papa 5+5 how muchSardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,ja jake andarse caliculater la


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2120. valentines day kiss sms


valentines day kiss smsKiss is not like Nokia…Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya HogaHappy Valentines Day


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2119. Happy Valentines Day SMS 2009


Happy Valentines Day SMS 2009It still seems like magiceverytime I rememberhow love softly touched our heartsbringing in togetherI love you. Happy Valentines Day


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2118. chocolate valentine message


chocolate valentine messageIf u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!


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2117. valentines day miss you sms


valentines day miss you smsI miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!


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