Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”


Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai


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Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.


Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.Sardar party puhnchy to dekha .ki Ki.ki Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.


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Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?


Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st


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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya


1 dafa sardar ji ko call ayaaur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kontu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hootu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo


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A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.


A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:oye! 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.


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2120. valentines day kiss sms


valentines day kiss smsKiss is not like Nokia…Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange MoreBut Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya HogaHappy Valentines Day


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2119. Happy Valentines Day SMS 2009


Happy Valentines Day SMS 2009It still seems like magiceverytime I rememberhow love softly touched our heartsbringing in togetherI love you. Happy Valentines Day


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2118. chocolate valentine message


chocolate valentine messageIf u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u r a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!


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