Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages

Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He

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Boss:Itne Kam Kapde Q pehne he?Aadha Jism Dikh Rha He Girl:Itni Salary Mein Yhi Aata He Boss:Manager,isko 3 months tak Salary mat Dena


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Ek operation k bad patient bola:

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Ek operation k bad patient bola: ‘Doctor saab kya ab me Thik hu ?’ Jawab mila: ‘Beta doctor to niche reh gaye’,’mein to Chitragupt hu’


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Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama,

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Aasman me dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat sama, Dharti pe dekh,Ishwar ka Khoobsurat karishma, Ab aaine me dekh,Ishwar ka sabse bada namuna !


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2110. life is like game sms

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life is like game smsLets Never be “proud” nor depressed for what v r & which position we hold, remember “AFTER THE GAME IS OVER, KING & THE PAWNS GO IN THE SAME BOX”


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2109. most forwarded friendship sms

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most forwarded friendship smsENGLiSH START with“A, B, C,D”… MALAYALAM Start with“aa, aah, e,ee”… LOVE Start with“1 4 3”.. But FRIENDSHIP Start With“You” & “Me”


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2107. before & after marriage sms

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Things in Boys room b4 marriage Perfums,Luv lettrs,Gifts,F’shp bands,Cards,Snaps Aftr marriage Painkilers,Loan papersUnpaid bills.etc


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2106. valentine sms for your girl friend

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valentine sms for your girl friendI Decided to Send U TheLoveliestCutestAnd SweetestGift Of This WORLD………But……The Postman Shouted At Me SayingCome Out Of The PostBox


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2105. beautiful take care sms

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beautiful take care smsSomeone rememberssomeone cares,Ur name is whispered in someone’s prayers.Keep dis beautiful feeling in view,someone is always wishing good for you.Take care


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2104. Spelling lesson – mr beans sms

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Spelling lesson – mr beans smsMr. Bean’s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful….is it one c or two c?Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!


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2103. best relationship sms

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best relationship smsGud relations doesnt need any promises, terms or conditions.It just need two wonderful people -one who can trust & one who can understand.!


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2102. funny love failure sms

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funny love failure smsHow 2 forgetlove failure.SMOKING ? no !DRINKING ? no !DRUGS ? no ! Then what..??????????JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE.


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2101. good night sms collection

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good night sms collectionExcitement,Fear,Sorrow,& Guilt are Frequent Barriers to Sleep.Break the Barriers of Today Before you Go to Sleep..Gud nitSweet dreams


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Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190

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Your account has been recharged successfully by Rs190.Your account balance is Rs 251.93 Wa!Chehra to dekho,jaisebander ko kela mila ho.


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